I hate you

, just kidding. I would give my first born for broadband but I live in Army houseing which was built like 40-50 years ago. All the wiring is ancient and the cable company doesnt offer it. And since the Army does things by contract , I cant contact another cable company to do it

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So until I leave here in the next year or so, its straight dialup.
On a side note , I joined the Air Force 9 years ago and never once lived on an Air Force base!