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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2014, 05:52:54 pm »
Quote from: Malenko on July 23, 2014, 05:07:35 pm
Quote from: Vigo on July 23, 2014, 04:54:56 pm
You mean no kids....yet.  >:D
sheeeeeeeeet I know how to pull out. All joking aside, no, no children ever. Im trying to figure out how I can secretly get a vasectomy.

It's an outpatient procedure.  Just go do it one day.... if she ever finds out, tell her a wizard did it. 
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2014, 05:53:04 pm »
Quote from: Malenko on July 23, 2014, 05:07:35 pm
Im trying to figure out how I can secretly get a vasectomy.

Get a hammer... 

:puke

I'm shuddering at the thought of that now.
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2014, 09:14:49 pm »
You'll waddle funny for a week.  She'll know.

Agree that world does not need more gingers, though.
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2014, 09:44:55 pm »
Quote from: pbj on July 23, 2014, 09:14:49 pm
You'll waddle funny for a week.  She'll know.

Agree that world does not need more gingers, though.

genetically speaking, Im not sure a ginger man and a full blooded Chinese (Well, Taiwanese) woman can have red haired offspring. That being said, I still agree the world doesnt need more gingers.
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2014, 12:01:51 pm »
Quote from: Malenko on July 23, 2014, 09:44:55 pm
Quote from: pbj on July 23, 2014, 09:14:49 pm
You'll waddle funny for a week.  She'll know.

Agree that world does not need more gingers, though.

genetically speaking, Im not sure a ginger man and a full blooded Chinese (Well, Taiwanese) woman can have red haired offspring. That being said, I still agree the world doesnt need more gingers.

Well, I am mostly German and Nordic but have a wee bit of Irish in me, about 5%. Only visible gingerness on me is if I don't shave, I have a small patch of ginger and blonde stubble on my chin. As you know, my wife is full blooded Chinese as well. My oldest son is brown haired like me, but shockingly has a quite a few strands of red hair flowing in his head. Not sure if a the Asian ginger is myth or not, but from what I have seen, it might just be possible.  :scared
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2014, 12:23:44 pm »
oh there will be highlights and "worst case" strawberry brown, but a full on ginger isnt possible. Now, if my imaginary first child has a baby with someone who does have red hair in their genes, its possible.

Also, I obviously meant "cant have red hair" and I cant edit it, cause you quoted it :p
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2014, 01:13:35 pm »
Strawberry brown hair with freckles is getting dangerously close....  >:D
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2014, 01:14:39 pm »
Im a daywalker, no freckles =)
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Re: I'm a dad
« Reply #48 on: July 24, 2014, 01:49:30 pm »
As long as you have no freckle jeans in the family. That stuff can skip a generation.  ;) Otherwise, I think your imaginary baby is pretty safe.
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