No I'm not talking about modding a wii, the wii's virtual console allows you to access every single retro console worth mentioning. If you mod it though, you can pirate these games, which, lets face it, is the only reason anyone was interested in the Ouya. If you mod it, it's media features are greatly expanded, but I'm really confused with your love of this on the ouya. The ouya is frikkin 99 bucks! If you just wanted a media center with limited android functionality google has the google tv for only 35.... roku's are only 50.
The wii does everything that the ouya does. Except play crappy android games of course, but even then, the more popular ones (Angry Birds ect) have been ported to the Wii.
I'm not saying the Wii is the best thing out there, but you asked the question what could you get with that much functionality for only 99 bucks. I just mentioned the Wii at random because it covers nearly all the things you were going on about only it'll play actual games, which is kind of an important feature for a supposed game console.
So if you are saying that you like the ouya because of media functionality then you had a slew of better, cheaper options at your disposal.
I'm not even sure why I'm arguing at this point. I have no real hate for the ouya. I (correctly) predicted it would be a flop so I tried to keep people from wasting their money on it when it was in the development stage, but now that it's out, people can see for themselves.