I suffer from the same ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- my father both suffered from. We take on so many projects they quickly overwhelm each other. Then we get married, get kids, and all bets are out the door.
When I was a bachelor, it was reasonably easy to keep track of things. I lived in a cottage, I turned one of the rooms into my work space. When I wasn't playing Diablo or Unreal, I was writing software. At the time I wasn't interested in cabs, but collected consoles and games. But a series of tragic events (I started dating

) led to a direct competition between my tallywacker and my numerous interests.
In short, I wasted ten years of my life on that

and she left with just under half of my GCN & PS2 game collection, the GCN, a 1/3 of the PC game discs, and attempted to siphon my bank account (I was broke so what was there to take?). So now, I'm older, wiser, not a whole lot richer and my tallywacker still makes my choices because I'm married with 2.5 kids. I see a lot of

get a lot of

have to break up a lot of

clean up after the damn

do a lot of

and

and

and the only thing I really have to look forward to now is

when my daughters start dating, watching

with my son and feeling

and doing a lot of

And I've got my projects
