Yeah, but that'd be wood grain vinyl.

What I did was put a pivot nail to one side of the board, then used some scrap ply and drilled holes at 1.5" intervals from the blade.
Drive the nail through my hardwood, then just pivot it through an arc as I cut.
The trick was getting the blade to track properly. At first, it jumped quite a bit and ruined a few cuts, but once we got that adjusted, it was fine.
The kerf is a little bit of an issue. I had to hand sand several of the pieces to get them to fit right, but otherwise, I used a then blade on the band saw so it wasn't as much of an issue.