Wow, seeing a lot of false ideas about Canada here.
Being a Canadian I know what its like, would I be an American? Maybe, but likely no. Since I live near the border I go over ever other week to shop and buy gas. So I know what the people are like.
Are the people more friendly? I don't know, depends on the person. Do we make jokes about you? Sure, I don't but I have heard some good ones.
Can we grow stuff here? Actually yes, we can. In 2010 we were the number 5 wheat producer in the world, right under the US.
Do people take your purse a lot here? Yeah, variety stores are getting robbed all the time. But not any more than over there. Also I find you people are more patriotic. 4th of July you have flags, fireworks, parades, etc. Canada day we have a bit of that but its more of an excuse to drink beer.
But it is there too, just its different.
Do I like it better over in your country when I go there? Well in some ways yes. Here we have 13% sales tax, there its 6%. The stores there have much cheaper groceries and get stuff we never see. The stores have better selections. When movies come out (like The Avengers) there you got all T-shirts, collectibles, movie series figures, etc. Here we just started getting the lame stuff and probably will only get that. The restaurants there are cheaper and have better food for the most part. And the gas is so much cheaper its worth going just for that!
So with all these things I do like the US. But I would stay Canadian.
I still like Canada better. Its beautiful country out east and west, hockey, cheaper stuff that isn't groceries, we are not in every war like the US, free health care (big one!!) and Justin Bieber. (okay, not the last one. who cares!

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You guys have some of that, but I still like it better here. Not just for those reasons, I just like it better.
Oh yeah, we have better education. Why is that? Well I went with my parents to Disney World (one thing Canada lacks is places like Disney) one year and we got lost on the way to the I-75. So we pull into a 7-11 to ask directions. Well my dad goes in and asks where the I-75 is. The girl working there replies, "The what?" Well you know, the highway from Florida to Detroit. "Whats Detroit?" Where they make cars. "I will go ask someone" She asks another girl there, same results. They finally look at a map and find where it is, under 10 miles away.
Okay, that's my joke about the Americans.
