May your Holiday be Merry
May the Herald Angels Sing
May you Lamp Oil Keep on Burning
Or Some Other Jewish Thing
May I Write a Rhyme for Kwanzaa
If I Knew What the Heck it Waz
May your Fasting Bring you Comfort
For No Reason but Becuz
May the Season of Festivus bring joy into Your Heart
With Pole Standing Straight and Tall, NOW THE FEATS CAN START!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Flys North this Time of Year
An Unexpected Sight to Eight Tiny Flying Dear
Atheists Aren't Missing out For it's Christmas Time you Know
For You Can Celebrate the Birth of Jesus, or Wait For Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho!
For No Matter How You Celebrate Just Be Happy and Together
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Holidays! OR WHATEVER!