Author Topic: Order the Booty Pillow? (Read 4620 times)

Hoopz · « **on:** June 02, 2011, 07:31:49 pm »

I'm just about speechless:

http://gizmodo.com/5808006/the-booty-pillow-is-a-real-thing-that-exists

spoot · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:20:58 am »

Yikes!

Donkbaca · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:07:20 pm »

Will it give you pinkeye?

Hoopz · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:17:07 pm »

Quote from: Donkbaca on June 03, 2011, 12:07:20 pm

Will it give you pinkeye?

Browneye is more likely.

Mikezilla · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:01:38 pm »

That is the worst thong I have ever seen on anything.

Vigo · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:05:45 pm »

They have had these sort of things in Japan for a while, actually.

Then again, is anyone actually surprised by that statement?

Hoopz · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:08:27 pm »

Quote from: Mikezilla on June 03, 2011, 01:01:38 pm

That is the worst thong I have ever seen on anything.

Should we worry that you said "anything" instead of "anyone"?

Mikezilla · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:10:09 pm »

Quote from: Hoopz on June 03, 2011, 01:08:27 pm

Quote from: Mikezilla on June 03, 2011, 01:01:38 pm
That is the worst thong I have ever seen on anything.
Should we worry that you said "anything" instead of "anyone"?

I live in San Diego, which is VERY close to Tijiuana. Sooo... yeah. You see where this is going. To answer your questions, no hoopz, you dont need to worry. The damage is done.

Mikezilla · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:11:40 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on June 03, 2011, 01:05:45 pm

They have had these sort of things in Japan for a while, actually.

Then again, is anyone actually surprised by that statement?

No. When I was there you could buy used, or unused girls panties from a vending machine. Its so weird how Japanese culture is regarding women/sex etc. Their red light district takes up a city, and there are porn booths EVERYWHERE. I met a japanese girl who spoke english there, and she knew that I was going to talk to her because I was American. In Japan, the guys are so shy, they girls have to talk to them!

Gray_Area · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2011, 07:12:31 am »

So really this is just another 'For those who don't get any' pieces of kit.

RayB · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2011, 01:23:47 am »

You can tell this comment is by a woman:
"Oh, it's for your head? I just assumed it was meant for a dude to spoon and shove his junk into at 4:37 AM."

Corbo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:43:30 am »

It looks more like a bellend pillow on the top down picture on that website.

Benevolance · « **Reply #12 on:** June 07, 2011, 05:52:18 pm »

It's the poor man's Real Doll.

Mikezilla · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2011, 12:57:31 pm »

Quote from: Benevolance on June 07, 2011, 05:52:18 pm

It's the poor man's Real Doll.

No joke. Those things are like four grand!

Benevolance · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:24:03 pm »

That makes the Real Doll even more realistic. I mean, you're already into it for four grand before you can get her home for sex. And then she just kind of lays there. It's just like the real thing!

Mikezilla · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:21:14 pm »

Malenko · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2011, 09:49:24 pm »

Quote from: pinballjim on June 08, 2011, 04:22:25 pm

Someone figures out a way to mount a fleshlight to this thing and I'm getting a divorce.

spade bit and some gorilla glue?

Mikezilla · « **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2011, 12:12:28 pm »

Quote from: pinballjim on June 08, 2011, 04:22:25 pm

Someone figures out a way to mount a fleshlight to this thing and I'm getting a divorce.

Holy Hell I laughed when I read this. The reason? I actually know what a fleshlight is.

Vigo · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2011, 02:23:53 pm »

Quote from: Mikezilla on June 09, 2011, 12:12:28 pm

Quote from: pinballjim on June 08, 2011, 04:22:25 pm

Someone figures out a way to mount a fleshlight to this thing and I'm getting a divorce.

Holy Hell I laughed when I read this. The reason? I actually know what a fleshlight is.

I found this one out the hard way when I misspelt flashlight in an email. Nobody gives you the benefit of the doubt these days.

RayB · « **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2011, 02:48:36 pm »

Does it smell like butt too?

ChadTower · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2011, 03:57:26 pm »

Booty traps!


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