So the day finally came and limped our family hauler and traded it in for a newish one. I hate spending money like that but whatever, better to have a reliable carbon hauler than to leave my carbon units by the side of the road.
So we notice, after a day or two, the defroster was only defroster half the window. We got a no holds barred guarantee on the vehicle for the first 90 days so we called it in. Service dept blew us off.

So we called the salesman and he looked at it and agreed to a service order. Next day he calls us to say the non-working portion of the defroster was actually the radio antennae. Say what

So this bastard is telling me the defroster and the antennae is integrated. "Nope", he says, they're separate wiring. So the manufacturer places the antennae smack dab in the upper half of the rear window? I smelled the ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow--- right through the phone.

The service center actually told him this was the antennae and my fiance should check my user manual. I stepped in on the call and called ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---. Told him to give me 5 minutes and I'll call him back.
Step 1: Evo + Google =
radio antennae parts list and diagram.Step 2: double check vent window wiring. Confirmed.
Step 3: double check rear defroster wiring. No antennae. Confirmed.
So another phone call back and the poor bastard went silent when I told him I located the wiring diagram and knew the antennae is not in the back window and most definitely not integrated into the defroster.

He told me to give him 5 minutes and he'll call me back.

Before I even have a chance to load up BYOAC, he's back on the phone telling me to bring the vehicle in.

Good thing I stepped in. My fiance was all ready to roll over and take that ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- -tactic answer.