Sucker Punch

[hypernova]

I bet they even know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

I just did that a few weeks ago.  Some suckers were included in a shipment from one of our suppliers.  Took me about 25 minutes to suck the entire thing down to the stick, including the tootsie roll.  So...

I'm awesome!

[pinballwizard79]

Machine guns + plaid skirt tight sweater wearing 19 year old catholic girls = what CGI?

Movie looks like fun to me, you know fun like "A-Team" or "Red". Something you watch on the big screen with the speakers up really loud & go "hahaha awesome, lol nu uh no way".

Word

[RayB]

The owl movie is based on a long book series which is apparently quite good, so the movie is just a very condensed, barely similar imitation of that. I haven't read the books but was told by someone who has that A LOT is cut out, to the point where the movie is just boring. (---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- happens, go save owls. battle. happy ending. BORING!)

[shmokes]

I don't think I'm making my position clear, lol.  Why would anybody voluntarily watch this movie after seeing this:





 

[SNAAKE]

I didnt pay for it

[pinballwizard79]

That does look like crap

[shmokes]

Right?  It almost looks like it could be fake.  Like something The Onion had made.

[RayB]

Sucker Punch = retarded

And after all the bad reviews, my buddy picked the IMAX showing! $16.75 for this horse manure!

The "battle" scenes were entertaining enough in a "random video-gamey cutscene" kind of way, but everything else was... weak.  Weak dialogue and weak acting from the women. Several parts of the movie felt like a music video. The lead actress can only manage three facial expressions: worried, stoic and a really subtle "happy". Her acting is on par with Paris Hilton's. 

I haven't felt this cheated since I went to see Coyote Ugly.   

PS: Bjork? Really? I like the song, but boy was it jarring to have that come on that first time, especially considering the 1940's ambience that had been established by then.

[Howard_Casto]

That's the most authentic kind.

NSFW language.

No interest in the crappy movie discussion, but thanks for that Chad... that song is so me it hurts!

[dre-w]

owl was very average and 3d was good. ok if you are like....10. personally I dont give a crap about cute talking birds trying to save their bird family or whatever. gtfo plz lol..

I mean c'mon they cant come up with a better theme/script?

Isn't that basically the plot of District 9 as well?  Just uglier owls and more violence?

Just saying.

 

[NightGod]

That's the most authentic kind.

NSFW language.

No, you're not, dude don't lie.