Haruman's correct on the wife, but just one child (and to borrow from Bill Cosby, the reason we have one child is because we did not want two.)
I have actually thought about going overseas for a year, but that only works if I can take the family along. Our state has some sort of government subsidy program where if you've been out of work for x amount of time, they will give you a job coach and help you look for a job. My wife signed us both up for that, but so far daddy is the only person who gets to go check this out on Monday.
I hate the idea of working for the government - I don't want a damned desk job where I'm behind the desk at a little cubicle all day - BUT we just realigned our mortgage in hopes of keeping our house, and Christmas is coming faster than you think (the Wii Christmas counter has us at 185 days, I believe or 26 weeks). I don't want to leave teaching but I need income rather desperately. SO I'll go get my little job coach and see if she can do anything for me. Six hours though Monday in downtown Atlanta, in the heart of a GA summer, to take an orientation class that probably won't mean squat to me. Yeah, I'm THRILLED.