Alright, now that it's dark, I tried to see if it's emitting any light at all. There's no glow in the neck of the tube and no light coming out of the screen. However, it responds to degauss and there's a distinct "monitor clicking on" sound when I turn it on, then later a few moments after I kill power it clicks out. Did I watch it die earlier when I was getting video? Or is something more sinister afoot?
Also, this is bugging me, my power supply's LED blinks constantly and there's a clicking noise coming from it. Is that normal? It's supposed to be a working PSU but that doesn't seem like normal behavior to me.
Edit:
Never mind! I got it working! Hooray! I did some more frantic searching and found reference to turning up the screen knob to see if you get blank raster... and I actually found it was ALL THE WAY DOWN. So I turned it up a bit, and bam, screen. Now, I just have to adjust it to not be this horrible shape.
Still curious about the power supply thing, though.