Over at the AVS forum there's a fellow who's been begging for a cocktail cabinet for a long time (he hovers here occasionally too: elmalloc). He was just asking about a cab that had a marbleized effect on all surfaces. Jokingly (I hope) he said he's has a buddy who does granite work and maybe he'd make an all granite cab.
Anyway, that sent me off...or maybe it was a flashback.
I think for a future project, I'll create a new cocktail cabinet in the Spinal Tap "Stonehenge" theme.
I dub thee "
Spinal Cab"

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(note: not to scale)