tommy, tommy, tommy ... if you want to play at quote-fu, then you must at least try to grasp the basics.
1 - pick a quote that it relevant to the topic at hand. If there is too much back story, then the effect will be lost.
2 - pick a quote from somebody that people will eagerly laugh at
3 - be funny
I'm not sure what you intended, so perhaps you did adhere to Rule 1, although your intent escapes me.
People will be happy to laugh at me, so you did OK there.
Again, not sure what you were getting at, so perhaps you were funny and I have just missed it.
Now, if *I* were to spin some quote-fu in this thread, I would look at the subject matter and the areas of contention (in this case that spystyle doesn't like when people post stuff that he doesn't like in 'his' threads) and try to find a quote from someone that people already think is foolish and that makes me laugh.
So, to recap (because I hear the recap guy has been banned) ...
1 - be on topic -- OP doesn't want anybody to post opposing viewpoints
2 - quote from someone people commonly laugh at
3 - be funny
And, although it is short notice and I haven't updated my databasse in a while, I come up with ....
I would like to ignore everyone on this forum and just post in response to my posts, is that possible? 
See ?