YO brother,
I'm not a priest butt I play one on TV and there is only one way to repent from your sins. I want you to have some good looking chick (Hell, whatever you can find or afford) bare butt spank you on the bottom with a paddle, dressed as Mario or Donky Kong or maybe Mrs. pac-man, nine times. (Hell. make it ten)
This worked for me and I haven't left a nasty or dirty post since. (just ask Saint)
(True story) Well kind of. OK fine, the only people who would spank me on the butt is the LA PD and they always go too far. OUCH, OK, OK, OUCH, STOP, OK, I wont drive in the car pool lane without the proper amount of passengers!