I didn't marry my secretary 
My wife is quite pleased, however, that she will no longer be in my employ after next Tuesday. 
Shhhh shhhhhh.....you've had a long fun weekend, you're still probably a little drunk.....stop talking so much and post more pics of Heather.
In the morning, you'll see I didn't mean that you married your secretary. Until that point, show us how wrong we are by posting pics of your secretary, the wedding night video, whatever you wish to post for us.
You are getting veeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyy tiiiiirrrreeeeeeedddddd. Make with more pics

Can we get Pixelhugger to design a "Biggest forum addict" sig to award Zakk for posting while on his honeymoon? All in favor, PM Zakk to tell him to post more sexretary pictures!

misspelling intentional