Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing

[rampy]

Dang!  I burned through the 40 turns today in like 10 minutes trying to get a 5th knob goblin firecracker.  Anybody got an extra they wanna hook a brother up with?
-G

you know you can get more adventures by boozing, and eating meals/food, right?

rampy

[El Bucle]

Hey thank rampy, those things rock. How much are those anyway? I'm only level 4 so I can't go to the mall yet. (hopefully i'll be five tomarrow.) Having a mosquito rocks, I love keeping my hp full without having to do anything. Anyone know of any other types of familiars?

The coolest familiars are the baby gravy fairy (cook this: fairy gravy + knob mushroom) and leprachaun (get four-leafed clover and go to spooky forest to get a bowl of lucky charms.  You might get a leprachaun once you eat it).

Thanks for the grub, rampy.  I sent you some meat & noodles.

Cooking kicks ass.  Power to the pastamancers!

We should get a production-line sort of thing going- if we can get a lot of scrumptious reagants, saucerors can combine them with hellion cubes, etc, and pastamancers can combine that with dry noodles to get some really nice foods.  Hell ramen, for example gives about 30 to each stat and gives a lot of adventures.

[xar256]

Heh...Once we got the clan together...That shouldn't be hard to accomplish at all.   

Now I just gotta find me a familiar...

Xar256
Sauceror at large

[rampy]

Defenders of the Semicolon is now accepting clan members...  So all those folks level 3 and higher get on board (those below level 3, get to level 3 for larry christs sake)

Unless there's an objection, we're gonna limit it to bonafide byoac'ers right?

Special thanks to El_bucle for some handy tips, and stuff!

Our first goal is to get our clan stash up to 50k meat (then each member will get 500 meat automagically a day...)

rampy

[locash]

I just applied for membership.  I go by Punk Ass B!tch over there.

[Raleigh]

I applied as well.  I go by the same name (Raleigh) there.

[simplygriff]

Dang!

[Sephroth57]

i applied to the clan, my name is EvilDruid

[lokki]

Applied for the clan same name as this board

[rampy]

you've all been approved =)

The whole clan thing opens up some more gameplay... where you can attack other clans and fortify your clan hq....

now all we need is a secret handshake!

rampy

[xar256]

The Builders of Arcade Controls hath sworn allegiance to protect the semicolon from harm. Furthermore it is our destiny to smite the filthy fully colon and his merry band of misfit punctuation!

That credo is truly inspired!

[rampy]

glad you like it.. btw i'm putting a bunch of miscellaneous stuff in the coffers including some baked goods/booze to help out the lower characters...  I'll be stock piling stuff, and baking stuff for el_bucle to sell in the store so we can get to 50k+meat in our coffers.

i left the karma setting at 500, let me know if that's too low... (prevents people from just taking everything and selling it, bankrupting the clan)

rampy

[Sephroth57]

where can i go to sell items for meat? im level 4 pastamancer

[xar256]

You have a sell option in your inventory menu...Or you can go to the flea market...but it costs 100 meat to list an item there.  Not sure where else.

Xar256

[screaming]

Defenders of the Semicolon, UNITE!

-Supa

[abrannan]

Applying for clan, username same as here.  Level 4 Turtle Tamer

[Sephroth57]

hey guys i had a scroll of turtle summoning, and i used it and i got an item Tortoises Blessing, whats that for?

also is there any use for bear fur? and are their any tutorials on cooking out there?

[rampy]

Isn't it Defenders of the Semicolon UNTIE!

so far so good... it's kinda neat the little swap meat we got going... (no pun intended) by giving extra stuff it can help others complete adventures more easily or help them boost stats... and stuff...  (like my booze contributions)

I'll try and keep checking for new applications and approve them as soon as I can... but if I don't get to it right away, plz be patient.

rampy

sephie, is it a bar skin rug? combine it with wooden stake to make a barskin tent to fortify your campsite...    kol guide at coldfont has lots of tips/details/ and spoilers

[nighthawk2099]

I applied for access.... Nighthawk2099

ALL FOR ONE AND NONE FOR ME !

[Sephroth57]

Cainith is applying for clan, hes my friend IRL

[Shape D.]

This clan thing rocks, I was able to get to level 5 today thanks to the clan. and I'm willing to throw in a bunch o' meat as I earn it so we make it to 50,000. I've already thrown in 1,000.  Is there a clan store in the mall yet?

[Brax]

Applied for clan membership, oh great and powerful Rampmeister.

Are there any other Accordian Thieves in the guild?

[Generic Eric]

I applied

Should make level 4 soon.....Currently a Level 3 Puffin Intimidator (Seal Clubber)

[Sephroth57]

yeah the clan definately rocks, thanks to some food in there i was able to get a bunch of extra adventures today. I donated some old equipment for lower levels to use and threw in some meat



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wow i never saw that, cool 

[Generic Eric]

Heh...Once we got the clan together...That shouldn't be hard to accomplish at all.   

Now I just gotta find me a familiar...

Xar256
Sauceror at large

I donated a mosiqutio larva to the clan, so and there are two others

[Brax]

How does a level 4 make a decent amount of money? It seems to be coming slow so far.

[mnm1200]

I applied

Go defenders of the semicolon! =D

same name
Zydeco Rogue (Accordian thief)

[rampy]

all approved...

I spent the money bucle gave from his store on a "Girls of Loathing" calender which gives everyone in the clan +3 adventures per day...

the meat tree is supposed to give 500 meat a day per clan member but we need to get our coffers back up to 50K meat again, I think for that to work...

*shrug*

rampy

[mnm1200]

I thought the meat tree gave back 1% of the coffer/day up to 500. We should have some stuff coming back even without 50,000 in there

[rampy]

I thought the meat tree gave back 1% of the coffer/day up to 500. We should have some stuff coming back even without 50,000 in there

that sounds right... I assumed as much but didn't know for sure... 

rampy

[Sephroth57]

i cant find anywhere good to level up my lvl 4 pastamancer. i either get owned, or i do ok but i dont make mysticality in those spots. where can i make mysticality at level 4?

[abrannan]

i cant find anywhere good to level up my lvl 4 pastamancer. i either get owned, or i do ok but i dont make mysticality in those spots. where can i make mysticality at level 4?

Have you tried the Spooky Temple? (in the woods) There's no fighting, no meat, it's all traps that up your stats by 1-3 sub-points, mostly mysticality and Moxie, but some muscle. 

I added the map, and the needed items to unlock the map's quest to the stash. 

[rampy]

i cant find anywhere good to level up my lvl 4 pastamancer. i either get owned, or i do ok but i dont make mysticality in those spots. where can i make mysticality at level 4?

Seph,

You should re-read the first few pages of posts where I asked about leveling up my pastamancer in order to get to 7 quickly...   My first tip is DONT PvP!

If you're tough enough adventure in the knobs cobs kitchen.  I'm going to send you (later today) some uber chow mein that should get you to level 5, and then you can shop at the mall and scour for cheap salty dog or incrediants to make better dishes.  Get the oven if you don't have it already.

You want to eat and drink your way (but don't get drunk) to higher mysticality =)

rampy


BTW I added a book of magicalness to the clan's gym... will add more furniture down the road. 

[Sephroth57]

cool i used the book and some beer to get to level 5 but im full and at 14 drunkness, so i guess im done for the day =(   I learned my first spell though, and i unlocked the spooky forest. I also added a strength item and a moxie item 500 karma each to the stash.

if anyone has any razor-sharp can lids i could use them =)

[simplygriff]

I'll give you my 1 razor sharp can lid if you tell me what to use them for. 
-G

[Sephroth57]

if you have a bunch of them you can give them all to the gourd tower guy for a potion, each time you do it it goes up how many you need. it raises your mysticality when you drink one

[simplygriff]

Oh, he told me he wanted firecrackers.  Cool I'll go put it in the stash for ya.
-G

[Sephroth57]

thx 

[Shape D.]

Oh, he told me he wanted firecrackers.  Cool I'll go put it in the stash for ya.
-G

It changes depending on class,
fighter types need fire crackers
magic types need can lids
rougish types need spider webs
when you give him the required ammount he'll give you a gourd potion that gives you 30 sub points to your charechters main stat.

[simplygriff]

Cool.  I thought that may be the case.  Anybody got any firecrackers they don't want/need?  Also is there somewhere other than the flea market I can buy food/booze.  I can't get into the mall yet.
-G