Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing

[Shape D.]

Anyone know what happens if you die?

[El Bucle]

Nothing, really.  Don't fear the reaper. *air guitar*

You just get a condition called "beaten up" for three turns and you get 0 health (duh).  "Beaten up" lowers your maximum HP and MP, but it only lasts for three turns, so just rest at your campground for the three turns or something.

[HarumaN]

I broke my hippie stone (I'm level two) and I attacked two people at the campground.  I got owned, lol.  You lose stats when you lose a player battle.  I lost one sarcasm. 

[xar256]

Man I thought playing LORD and Amroshia again was cool  <Convolution BBS>.  But this is a nice change.  I'm in too, level 2  Cilantro Seer.  <and my stones are still in tact     >

Xar256

[Setabs]

I broke my stone after seeing everyone else's level and not knowing what to do I decided against starting fights.  I am only level 2 but i have not played so far today.  as soon as someone gets to level 7 start the clan.

[El Bucle]

Hmm. . . I'm 9, but I'm already part of a clan. . . should I start one?

And if so, a clan name?

[Setabs]

I say we pick some names and start a poll and run it for a few days and use that name.
my suggestion:

Clan of the BYOAC

[El Bucle]

Just because I've always dreamed of being in a clan with the name:
Suck Gravity Force

and this one:
Defenders of the Semicolon

. . . but those are just my dreams.

[Zakk]

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[rampy]

although, it doesn't really matter... and i'm probably a week away from level 7, I'd kinda like to be the one to start the byoac clan.

*shrug* but like I said it doesn't really matter.

rampy

[DarkKobold]

Just because I've always dreamed of being in a clan with the name:
Suck Gravity Force

and this one:
Defenders of the Semicolon

. . . but those are just my dreams.

Defenders of the Semicolon could be the funniest name for a clan ever. I would so join that clan.

[El Bucle]

I started a store at the mall (all proceeds go to the clan).  If you want to check it out, it's called El_Bucle's Topless Bar and Not Topless Grill.  20,000 meat profit so far, woohoo!

Edit: 50,000 now.  Donations of tomatoes, wads of dough, spices, herbs, dry noodles, and any sauceror-made pasta-applicable items are much appreciated. 

Hurry up and make 7, rampy 

[rampy]

I started a store at the mall (all proceeds go to the clan).  If you want to check it out, it's called El_Bucle's Topless Bar and Not Topless Grill.  20,000 meat profit so far, woohoo!

Edit: 50,000 now.  Donations of tomatoes, wads of dough, spices, herbs, dry noodles, and any sauceror-made pasta-applicable items are much appreciated. 

Hurry up and make 7, rampy 

I'm going as fast as i can captain... do you have any suggestions for rapidly increasing mysticality? or any other fast leveling tips (or potions/etc you could loan me)

rampy

PS dont' forget to vote in the clan name poll...

[Generic Eric]

I am generic_eric in the game too!

I wonder what the average rate of level increase is.  I made level 3 on my first 40 adventures.  I assume that is normal???

edit:
I am a Seal Clubber

[xar256]

I think the charaters relying on mysticalness seem to move up slower.  All my muscle skills are going up fast, but mysticality seems to go pretty slow.  Level 3 after 120 adventures

[locash]

I took me nearly 120 adventures to get to level 3...of course 100 of them I was suffering the effects of goofball withdrawal.

[Shape D.]

I tried hittin the your option here but it didn't  let me put anything in.

I think

B                       Y   O   A                  C     
Brotherhood of Ye Olde Adventuring Companions

would be cool.


Hey, It changed where the letters are

[rampy]

El bucle, thanks for the ingame tips...  delicious spicy noodles and cooking is the way to go.   I had discovered the power of the salty dog the day before and the mafia shop where they are only 10 meat each...

It's still going to take me a few days, but now that i've figured out how to "cook" and with some smart shopping at the mall and targeted adventuring I hope to be level 7 soon... thanks for your patience guys.  (i would have been their sooner if I didn't waste a weekends worth of stats on pvp losses =(  )

rampy

BTW the "your option here" is figurative, just reply with your option =)

[simplygriff]

So is the only place to adventure the cobb's knob?  I'm a level 2 skink trainer.  What can I say... I like turtles   This is pretty neat.  I'm up for joining a BYOAC clan when I reach level 3.
-G

[Shape D.]

So is the only place to adventure the cobb's knob?

You can also go to the haunted pantry in the town, when you reach level 3 you can go to the spooky forest.

[El Bucle]

I'm leveling at an ever-slowing pace.  I eat whatever I can "hork" for 10 meat at the mall and use all my adventures to cook, and I adventure about 5 times. I think I'm gonna be level 9 for a long time. 

Oh, anybody know where to get little paper umbrellas?

So is the only place to adventure the cobb's knob? I'm a level 2 skink trainer. What can I say... I like turtles This is pretty neat. I'm up for joining a BYOAC clan when I reach level 3.
-G

You can also go to the haunted pantry on the right side of the tracks or the sleazy back-alley on the wrong side of the tracks, but since you're a muscle-based character looks like you're stuck in cobb's knob for the time being

[Shape D.]

I'm going as fast as i can captain... do you have any suggestions for rapidly increasing mysticality? or any other fast leveling tips (or potions/etc you could loan me)

I've noticed that Mysticallity goes up faster in the haunted pantry.
and help out the guy in the gourd tower he gave me this:
Results:

    You drink the liquid from the gourd. It tastes like onions, but it makes you feel more powerful!
    You gain 30 Magicalness.
    You gain a Mysticality point!

[rampy]

I'm going as fast as i can captain... do you have any suggestions for rapidly increasing mysticality? or any other fast leveling tips (or potions/etc you could loan me)

I've noticed that Mysticallity goes up faster in the haunted pantry.
and help out the guy in the gourd tower he gave me this:
Results:

    You drink the liquid from the gourd. It tastes like onions, but it makes you feel more powerful!
    You gain 30 Magicalness.
    You gain a Mysticality point!

Yeah, you need razor sharp lids... and each time you go back he increases what you need (5 lids, then 6 lids, then 7 lids...) if adventuring at the haunted pantry didn't stink meatwise, i'd do that more (feel free to send me your razor sharp lids if you want though =)

I'm up to level 6 now.  I need about 8.5 mystical stat points to get to level 7... so a steady diet of delicious spicy noodles and salty dog booze for me.

rampy

[DarkKobold]

Rampy:

You've got CLs!
or PM, or uh.... screwit. Don't make me asparastab you.

[Generic Eric]

So about that stupid hippie stone....

I woke up this morning to find this:
From Tainted Bliss (#328745) [reply] [quoted]
Date: Monday, December 20, 12:43AM

    Tainted Bliss initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

    Buffed Moxie: You lost.
    Unbuffed Moxie: You lost.
    Buffed Mysticality: You lost.
    Canadianity Contest: You won.
    Pie-Eating Contest: You won.

    Tainted Bliss was able to successfully backstab you.

    Your PvP Ranking decreased by 1 point.

    Your attacker took 198 Meat from your closet.

    Your opponent said the following:

About that clan...

[Shape D.]

Yeah, you need razor sharp lids... and each time you go back he increases what you need (5 lids, then 6 lids, then 7 lids...) if adventuring at the haunted pantry didn't stink meatwise, i'd do that more (feel free to send me your razor sharp lids if you want though =)

I'm up to level 6 now.  I need about 8.5 mystical stat points to get to level 7... so a steady diet of delicious spicy noodles and salty dog booze for me.

rampy

Sorry I need them myself as a sauceror. where do you get the noodles and the salty dog boose from?

[1hookedspacecadet]

I signed up as RetroJames - man it is a bit slow though huh?

[Shape D.]

I signed up as RetroJames - man it is a bit slow though huh?

and addictive

[El Bucle]

Sorry I need them myself as a sauceror. where do you get the noodles and the salty dog boose from?

Noodles- cook them.  As a sauceror, you can't make noodle stuff 
Salty dog- mall.  Gotta be lvl 5.

[rampy]

Yeah, you need razor sharp lids... and each time you go back he increases what you need (5 lids, then 6 lids, then 7 lids...) if adventuring at the haunted pantry didn't stink meatwise, i'd do that more (feel free to send me your razor sharp lids if you want though =)

I'm up to level 6 now.  I need about 8.5 mystical stat points to get to level 7... so a steady diet of delicious spicy noodles and salty dog booze for me.

rampy

Sorry I need them myself as a sauceror. where do you get the noodles and the salty dog boose from?

From the mall (unless you make the cocktail yourself) one of hte mafia stores has it  (you need to be level 5 to go into the mall though)

I'll try to send you some tomorrow if I have spare meat... I'm currently drunk & out of adventures and out of meat, but today was my best day yet... cooking is da bomb!  I need to get that Chef o-matic thingie that makes cooking not cost any adventures.

rampy

[El Bucle]

W-W-Wait. . .
There's a chef-o-matic thing that makes cooking not cost any adventures???

Thank you, lord!
What have I been wasting all these adventures for?

Any idea how to get it? 

Edit: Ahh, the chef-in-the-box and bartender-in-the-box.  I got it.  In case anyone's wondering- http://kol.coldfront.net/index.php/content/view/75/0/

[simplygriff]

Does the Dr. Hobo Map need a twig to replace the scalpel?  I tried a jalapeno pepper and that didn't work but I don't have enough money to get another hermit permit and an item to use if I have get it from the hermit.
-G

[El Bucle]

You don't get it from the hermit.  It's something sharp and scalpel-like, but it's not a sword.

Hey, at least I don't give hints in haiku. 

[simplygriff]

Alright well at least I don't need a hermit permit.  Thanks for the hint.  I'll figure it out.

Gaaaahhhhhh!!!  I'm out of adventures.  Guess I'll have to play tomorrow.  Finished up as a level 3 Frog Director today.  This thing is so addictive.  I've been wanting to play FFX or FFVII again and this has kinda filled that void.  Plus I can play at work:D:D:D
-G

[Ixliam]

KOL is pretty fun, I've been on it for a good bit.

Ixliam - Level 19 Pastamancer - Leader of Whispers of Times Lost clan. Storeowner - Rick James Superfreaky Shop.

With mysticality based classes, once you either get the glove or the skill that lets you hit with your mysticality skill and not muscle, and a powerful staff (chrome or star), you can rock. I never cast spells anymore and average hits I do are about 220-230 damage.

Ixliam

[DarkKobold]

Rampy - Thanks for the pants! I was walking around with my bare butt hanging out for quite some time.

I've been considering registering for more accounts here so I can seal the win for Defenders of the Semicolon. I doubt Saint would appreciate it. 

C'mon Saint, hack the board for the win of DO;  !!!!

[rampy]

Rampy - Thanks for the pants! I was walking around with my bare butt hanging out for quite some time.

I've been considering registering for more accounts here so I can seal the win for Defenders of the Semicolon. I doubt Saint would appreciate it. 

C'mon Saint, hack the board for the win of DO;  !!!!

I'm reasonably confident I'll level up tomorrow and be able to start a clan...

Your welcome dark...  El_bucle I sent you some in game messages/request (and some knobb sausage chow mein)

rampy

[Brax]

Geez, this is an addicative game. I've played for 2 days now; level 4 Accordion Thief here.

Gotta get another butt cheek... and figure out cooking... and, and and....

[Shape D.]

Hey thank rampy, those things rock. How much are those anyway? I'm only level 4 so I can't go to the mall yet. (hopefully i'll be five tomarrow.) Having a mosquito rocks, I love keeping my hp full without having to do anything. Anyone know of any other types of familiars?

[simplygriff]

Dang!  I burned through the 40 turns today in like 10 minutes trying to get a 5th knob goblin firecracker.  Anybody got an extra they wanna hook a brother up with?
-G