Just an update on this.
My suspicion is that RandyT was right on the money. After a LOT of trial and error and trying to narrow things down, it LOOKS like the problem centers around electrical noise of some sort.
Way back when, I picked up some ELWire that came with a 120v ac to 90v ac converter (The elwire itself requires the lower ac voltage, and very low current).
After testing, it +looks+ like when I have +that+ hooked up, everything's still solid.
BUT, in order to drive the ELWire in my CP proper, I picked up a little USB powered driver. Same thing, basically, though it converts 5vdc to 90v AC for the elwire.
Now, that converter is always powered up, but there's no juice flowing to the ELWire segments till I use LED Blinky to turn on the corresponding LED ports. Within seconds usually, I start hearing USB device unplugged "bong" sounds.
Interestingly, I've got a Lamp sitting close by that I rewired to use a touch dimmer and an AC-DC LED Driver I picked up a while back.
If I DISABLE the ELwire controlling LEDWIZ, turn on the cab, start an animation with LEDBlinky and then TURN ON the lamp, within a minute or so, I ALSO start loosing USB devices.
Short version.... I'm guessing RandyT is right and I've got piles of emr coming off those converters or off the ELWire segments, and that's what's fouling my USB devices.
So I guess now I'm gonna have to rig up a faraday cage to shield the inside of my cp from emr, and at the same time no short anything out!
This thing is really starting to feel Frankenstein-ish
Not sure I'd recommend using ELWire in a cab anymore....