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Main => Everything Else => Topic started by: Stingray on October 28, 2005, 04:12:43 pm
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Ice cold Shiner Bock waiting for me in the fridge. 40 minutes until I can leave here and go home to enjoy it. Don't worry, I won't post after I start drinking. ;)
Who else has a few weekend brews waiting for you to get off work?
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in the freezer, full bottle of jager. in the fridge, couple coronas, couple sam adams, and redbull =)
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in the freezer, full bottle of jager. in the fridge, couple coronas, couple sam adams, and redbull =)
I never mix beer brands. Makes you sick. I stick to the same kind...
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you got to come back and post drunk...
it's the latest craze........
besides it would be very funny if half the board was banned over the weekend.....
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I went through a whole bottle of cherry whiskey this week... I think I'm down to like one Coors Light that my father in law left behind.
Need to pick some stuff up.
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Need to pick some stuff up.
Oregano?
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No, no, oregano was never my style. Didn't like it.
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you got to come back and post drunk...
it's the latest craze........
besides it would be very funny if half the board was banned over the weekend.....
If I think about it, and feel like I have the patience to deal with my home dialup, I'll come in and post once or twice. I have no intention of relieving myself on anyone's "back door" though. :D
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If I think about it, and feel like I have the patience to deal with my home dialup, I'll come in and post once or twice. I have no intention of relieving myself on anyone's "back door" though. :D
Oh great, so now I gotta cover your workload and fill this weekend's booty call from Seph's mom. Thanks.
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Camping this weekend. Cooler full 'o ice and Yuengling, with a 6 pack of Guinness rattle-cans mixed in for good measure.
My friends laugh at me when I bring a pint glass camping - it just seems wrong to drink Guinness out of a can.
Then again, they laughed when I had an air conditioner ducttaped into the tent window in July...
My wife mixes up some foo-foo drink with vodka and peach schnapps.
The two year old gets juice boxes.
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i would probably do the same thing with the AC lol. i hate being outside when its hot, im not a camper at all
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that's pretty wussbag.
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i would probably do the same thing with the AC lol. i hate being outside when its hot, im not a camper at all
I actually took a day off work to get my A/C repaired when it stopped working last summer. I called every place in the book until I found someone who could be there the same day. A/C is the greatest invention of the 20th century.
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Yup. I'm a big, old, comfortable wussbag.
I spend all week on various construction sites. Why suffer when I'm supposed to be relaxing?
EDit: Or were you referring to the pint glass? :)
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20 minutes until Stingray's Beer Time. :)
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No, I was definitely calling the AC wussbag.
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ten minutes.
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Well, in that case, I won't tell you that I'm taking an electric heater with me this weekend.
Being a comfortable wuss is the cross I'll have to bear, I guess.
EDit: Also taking a video projector, screen, and the kids DVD player so that they can watch movies before bed. Guess I should just have em rub sticks together, wipe their a$$es with leaves, and sleep under a pile of hay... :P
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Now, back to the beer.
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I got my keg on high as usual. IM'ing my boss, then I'm upstairs to start, er, cooking.
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Jim Beam.
Not the cheap stuff tonight (Ten-High).
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Lots of high quality oregano, Budweiser, Baccardi, Jager, and Goldschlager. Gonna get totally ---fouled up beyond all recognition---.
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Should compare these responses with this similar topic last month:
http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=43192.0
To check for RED FLAGS and increased tolerance. ;)
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Bah, yeah, only one beer in the whole house, and it is a light beer.
Eff that, need to get something. My leg is killing me, swelling like crazy below the knee now.
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So yeah, just checkin' in fom the other side. Nowhere near bosss7's level though. :)
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I'm at my brothers. A couple of Molson Exports and a Steve Earle concert on the TV.
...and
... Nowhere NEAR where bosss7 was at (man, he was wasted)!
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slackers pick up the pace....
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Not feeling at all bad. :) Still don't think I'm even close to bosss7's ballpark though. I'm not even playing in his league.
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I think he said it was around 5:00 his time so you still have a while to catch up
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Hell, I'm used to waking up at 5 am. I'm already up way past my bedtime.
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sleep is over-rated anyway
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Maybe so, but I'm still a big fan.
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you'll have plenty of time to sleep when your 6 feet under..........
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Didn't get drunk... my leg swelled up like crazy and my ankle suddenly bruised up all around it. Went to urgent care, was told I've probably been walking on a torn meniscus and strained ACL, and the swelling was fluid dropping from the knee. The bruising aroudn the ankle is all the blood from the bruises all over my shin travelling down with the knee fluid.
Gotta see the ortho on thursday.
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Didn't get drunk... my leg swelled up like crazy and my ankle suddenly bruised up all around it.
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Doesn't hurt much, it's swelling that is the problem.
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you wouldn't have gotten hurt if you spent more time on the couch insted of outside activities.........
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just think how much money you'd save in doctoer bills and medication if you had only bought a $3000 TV
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Yeah, I want to be 50 in 2025 and only be able to say I spent my life on the ---smurfing--- couch. That's how I want to have lived. ::)
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that's the spirit ;D
you know that couch is calling you.....
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drink more beers and the floor will call even sooner ;D
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how long after bannation before you ended up pasing out?
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2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.
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2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.
I only gave you about 10 more minutes...
guess I was wrong on that one.............
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8)
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you da man.........
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He had to stay awake long enough to teabag his other two mates into the bathroom tiles. Can't leave them out.
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note to self:
never ever ever pass out around bosss7
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He had to stay awake long enough to teabag his other two mates into the bathroom tiles. Can't leave them out.
There were two of him towards the end of the night.
What the hell is teabagging?
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Dropping the speedbags onto the face.
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everyone still non-banned?
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Yeah, but no drinking for me today until later tonight. I went this morning to pick up all that test equipment and am taking the wife and kids to see Beauty and the Beast on stage in an hour. Front section, front row, center seats. ;D
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missioncontrol status: currently un-banned at the present time.
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Always room for de-improvement
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sounds like that takes alot of effort.
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Nonsense. 3 easy steps.
1. Open beer can
2. Skull beer
3. Crush can on forehead
repeat until banned.
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the last time I tried, once i gaine consiousness I had a beg ring dented in my forehed
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The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts. ;)
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well if your going to do it. might as well over do it........
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2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.
I only gave you about 10 more minutes...
guess I was wrong on that one.............
I gave you about ten seconds. :)
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The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.
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I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all. :)
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2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.
I only gave you about 10 more minutes...
guess I was wrong on that one.............
I gave you about ten seconds. :)
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your faith in your fellow board drunks members is astonishing
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2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.
I only gave you about 10 more minutes...
guess I was wrong on that one.............
I gave you about ten seconds. :)
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your faith in your fellow board drunks members is astonishing
I'm actually pretty suprised that you were able to type without hurting yourself. ;)
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I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all. :)
I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.
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the only thing i funnel is oil into my car.
what's wrong with drinking from a glass. you Uhmerican and your beer bongs. ;)
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You can funnel a 12oz beer in less than 2 seconds. That is the point.
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I guess if the beer is as bad as Bud-light, you have to skull it that fast ;D
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Mostly used to catch up when everyone else is drunker than you are... also, fun to watch when someone effs it up. If they get it wrong it comes out their nose at high speed and they spit beer all over the place.
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I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all. :)
I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.
I imagine that the two groups do overlap quite a lot.
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so it's a bit like shots. i tried to a line of 20 at a party one. got up to number 16. the shot went over my shoulder as I couldn't seem to find my mouth. :P
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so it's a bit like shots. i tried to a line of 20 at a party one. got up to number 16. the shot went over my shoulder as I couldn't seem to find my mouth.
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have you the lady's number by any chance?
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I'll betcha a lot of guys asked for it that night. ;)
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12oz down the gullet in about a second. A pro can do two or three of them.
I saw someone do a 4 pint beer-bong in ~2 seconds once. He repeatedly did it and was still able to go surfing (this was ~7am after an all-nighter). Goodness knows how he did it...
I've been off the booze for the last week thanks to medical reasons >:(. Didn't realise quite how difficult it is to go without. Thank God for weed...
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That was the type of party where no one went home with a number because no one went home alone.
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I forgot to mention the chick was about 15...
She must be a real pro by now. :) :) :)
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That was the type of party where no one went home with a number because no one went home alone.
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I should probably mention, for legal purposes, that I was 15 myself at the time. :angel:
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I should probably mention, for legal purposes, that I was 15 myself at the time. :angel:
come on. Like we'd believe you would have a chance with a 15 year old. :laugh: :laugh:
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Yep, such stories now start with phrases like There was a time when...
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When I was a youngn'....
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When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen.
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The original song is one of my favorites.
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I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.
(http://media5.big-boys.com/content/images/bbpics/pic1797.jpg)
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That's pretty much it, though it's funnier when they're trying to actively swallow instead, since that is when it comes out the nose.
The only way to do it right is just to open the throat and let it go down... the same way one would deep throat something, so I'm told.
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Camping pics...
First one from 2003... If you look at the right side of the tent, near the ground, you can just see the AC unit. I'm the giant wussbag sitting in the chair. ;)
(http://www.talonsrealm.com/pics/camping3/images/Photo_0613_JPG.jpg)
Second one from this weekend... Movie of the night was 'Spaceballs'. I swiped the video projector and screen from work with the intention of putting a movie on for the kids. One of my friends thought otherwise and brought a collection of movies. While we were watching, my wife wandered around the campground, listening to the comments. Seems I singlehandedly managed to annoy the women, and impress the men throughout the whole campground. Well worth the effort.
(http://mywebpages.comcast.net/emccarron2/sb.jpg)
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Seems I singlehandedly managed to annoy the women, and impress the men throughout the whole campground. Well worth the effort.
Well done. Mission accomplished.
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Gotta say, driving to the campground, setting up temporary shelter, and then sitting there watching TV... why bother going at all?
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Same reason you go to the drive-in. for the different atmosphere.
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But you don't have to go to that much trouble at the drive in. I mean, damn, enjoy the camping. If you want to watch a movie, stay home.
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why bother going at all?
Same reason people climb mountains. Because they can.
I've tried convincing my wife to go backpacking with me, but she never bites.
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Right, but backpacking is good, healthy, and you can enjoy the mountain. You're not lugging a screen and projector, or an AC, so you can ignore nature while you're in it.
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Gotta say, driving to the campground, setting up temporary shelter, and then sitting there watching TV... why bother going at all?
I doubt that watching a movie was all they did on the camping trip, and I expect that there was a lot of beer drinkin' & socializin' going on. Sounds like a fun way to spend the evening to me. It's not like you can do much at the campground after it gets dark other than drink beer around the campfire.
Hell, I live in the woods. I'm seriously thinking that the next time I have people over I may have to set up a movie projector & screen out in the woods, and have a movie going to go along with the usual video game action in the house.
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I used to live there too, in the serious Canadian backwoods. It is a different thing, living there vs taking a camping trip to the forest.
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I woudn't live in a city if the rent was free. I love living out in the wilderness. Went out to the road to check the mail yesterday and there was a deer about 50 feet from the mailbox. I saw a coyote on the way to work this morning. I can go outside in the evening and not only do I not see any other houses, the only thing I hear is tree frogs. Nice & peaceful. :)
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Sounds like the perfect setting for a horror flick
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Yeah, if I could find work in a place like that, I'd be there. I'm about as far out as I can get while still finding work in my field.
I need to change my line of work.
I did, however, see about 35 turkeys in my yard the other day.
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Sounds like the perfect setting for a horror flick
I have a few friends who are visibly creeped out when they're at my place after dark. Sissy city-slickers. ;)
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Yup. I've got no problem 'roughing it'. I did the scouting thing, made it through wilderness survival, and am fully capable of making it in the woods for a week on a single backpack. I've caught fish, trapped rabbits, and made my own shelters (OK, I have gotten lazy there and would carry a tarp now...) but the point is, if you gotta do it with a wife and two year old along, why not have fun at the same time?
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Sitting in front of a television or movie screen can be done at home.
When I'm going on a trip like that, I want to do things that I cannot do at home... otherwise I may as well have stayed home and done those things there.
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I believe I WILL NOT be having any beers tonight as I had WAYYYYYY too many last night.
I was actually on here around 2:00 AM, but decided not to POST drunk, although I gave it some serious consideration.
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I've had a skull rattling headache since I woke up this morning. I doubt that beer will figure into my plans this evening. So far my plans involve the recliner and an icepack.
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I was actually on here around 2:00 AM, but decided not to POST drunk, although I gave it some serious consideration.
but all the cool kids are doing it
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I've had a skull rattling headache since I woke up this morning. I doubt that beer will figure into my plans this evening. So far my plans involve the recliner and an icepack.
Three quick shots of Jagr before dinner and that headache will be gone.
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I've had a skull rattling headache since I woke up this morning. I doubt that beer will figure into my plans this evening. So far my plans involve the recliner and an icepack.
Three quick shots of Jagr before dinner and that headache will be gone.
Just the thought makes me want to hurl.
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I used to get killer migraines. Throwing up nearly always helped.
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Throwing up nearly always helped.
Somebody else said that to me today. I've thrown up when I had a headache, always just turns it up to 11 for me.
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I had a head ache when I woke up and while I was in class. I'm on my third beer and the headaches gone
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I still get migraines pretty frequently (though not as bad as when I was a young monkey) and I also spend a lot of time hungover. After much clinical study, I have concluded that puking or taking a huge dump always helps a hangover, but pumps your migraine up to an eye-popping brain exploding level.
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Somebody else said that to me today. I've thrown up when I had a headache, always just turns it up to 11 for me.
Well, the process is brutal.
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In the sink? You give me too much credit. How about "all over that quilt that granny made for me last xmas".
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I would end up sleeping in the basement with the broken pins if I did that.
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I don't have a basement, so it's under the porch with all of my redneck dogs for me.
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Why do I find it funny that those of us at sea level all have basements, but those of you in tornado alley don't?
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It's a crazy old world, innit?
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Related story; Myself and a co-worker were working late on a bunch of different sites in Boston on Tuesday night. In-between jobs we went to The Pour House to grab some food and a couple of beers. Within seconds of sitting at the bar the guy next to me started coughing. I ordered a beer (a regular Sam Adams as the mood took me) and the bartender went to change the keg. As soon as he was gone, the cougher next to me decided to puke all over the bar. It was a watery stewie mess that seemed to be pumping out of his mouth in a nice controlled stream all over the bar surface. I went to grab a bar-back and when I returned to my seat the phantom puker had vannished.
I was so hungry I stayed at the bar (once it was cleaned up a little) and ate some steak tips. It still smelled a little pukey. Yum!
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Grossest story of the week goes to JoyMonkey.
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Dumbest moronic story, too.
You've probably got SARS now, idiot.
Isn't that how all zombie/plague movies start?
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Zombie movies all start with a dozen sorority girls having a naked pillowfight. Well, that's how they'd start if I made zombie movies.
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Zombie movies all start with a dozen sorority girls having a naked pillowfight. Well, that's how they'd start if I made zombie movies.
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that's how I'd make every movie if I lived in Hollywood
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The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.
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Zombie movies all start with a dozen sorority girls having a naked pillowfight. Well, that's how they'd start if I made zombie movies.
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that's how I'd make every movie if I lived in Hollywood
That's it, we're moving to hollywood. I've got a couple hundred bucks, how much could a movie studio possibly cost?
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Uh, yeah... ever see that 3rd grade science trick where you can support 50lb on top of an egg?
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BTW, who cares about making a movie if you've got naked chicks and pillows.
I like the way you think. I'm making you an executive producer.
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I make movies to attract naked chicks and pillows.
If the naked chicks and pillows show up before I make the movie, it saves me a lot of trouble.
Thus, I have never made a movie.
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how about a movie about naked chicks having a pillow fight against hot naked chick zombies
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You'd still be making less than optimally efficient use of a group of naked chicks.
Work smarter, not harder.
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Can you incorporate giant-robot fighting cheerleaders somehow?
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You guys need to go back to middle school or something to learn how to make best use of naked chicks.
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Work smarter, not harder.
In this case I think smarter and harder sort of go as group package.
Hehehehe... package...
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Yeah, but these guys have a group of naked chicks and they're still trying to figure out how to film them fighting robots.
Not smarter = not harder.
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You guys need to go back to middle school or something to learn how to make best use of naked chicks.
well they all don't need to be in the movies at the same time, besides we need to make a little money to survive in hollywood. I don't think Stingrays couple hundred dollars isn't going to last us very long
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Maybe we can out-source to Bollywood.
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I don't think Stingrays couple hundred dollars isn't going to last us very long
Really? I figured that would be enough to float us for a good decade. Okay, scratch the hollywood idea. We need a gov't grant for researching something, something, that involves a lot of hot naked chicks and no zombies or robots.
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you mean like studing the affects of hot chicks pillow fighting
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you mean like studing the affects of hot chicks pillow fighting
How about the effects of alcohol on hot chicks while pillowfighting naked>
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I say the effects of drunken pillowfighting as a precursor to sex.
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Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.
Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp
then post your BAC - and start rambling!
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Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.
Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp
then post your BAC - and start rambling!
hey don't interupt when we're talking about naked chicks pillow fighting
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Well, to be fair, we were also talking about getting them drunk.
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I say the effects of drunken pillowfighting as a precursor to sex.
looks like we have a hypothesis now to start filling out the papers so we can get the government grant
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Okay, clearly I'm too lazy to do paperwork. Somebody else gets to do that part. Wake me up when the naked chicks get here.
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Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.
Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp
then post your BAC - and start rambling!
hey don't interupt when we're talking about naked chicks pillow fighting
True, that is not a subject I ever want to interrupt. ..... 'course I imagine all girl parties to be the same: talk about pretty bows and flowers, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight.
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Okay, clearly I'm too lazy to do paperwork. Somebody else gets to do that part. Wake me up when the naked chicks get here.
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allright Chad looks like you're the responsible one let us know when your done.
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Dude. Not smart.
If you are asleep when the naked chicks get here I ain't waking you. Your butt can stay asleep while I do the research.
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ha I'm setting an alarm clock.
now what time is it again when the chicks arrive?
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Eleventy thirty.
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Yeah, set it for then. That way you can wake up to say goodbye to the naked chicks.
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dude the way I see it is that this study should at least take six months who do you think I am Rip Van Wrinkle or something of course I'll be awake before they leave
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Yeah, like we're going to allow you to wake up at any point while the chicks are here.
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Yeah, we have a special night stick to use to keep you sedated. Chad says he has some plans for that when you two are alone together. I don't know what he meant by that, but if you need me I'll be out getting more beer.
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Night stick, you amateur.
He falls asleep he gets an IV and a medically induced coma.
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Yeah, we have a special night stick to use to keep you sedated. Chad says he has some plans for that when you two are alone together. I don't know what he meant by that, but if you need me I'll be out getting more beer.
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right.. like you've got enough ambition to look for your car keys
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He keeps his beer in the shed. He's stocked for a month ahead of time.
Duh.
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He keeps his beer in the shed. He's stocked for a month ahead of time.
Duh.
Drat
he probibly has it delivered just so that way he doesn't have to restock it himself
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Deilvery. Buh.
It's on the town beer system, like water and sewer.
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You know, as I keep staring at my last post...
...I think I have come up with a truly, remarkably, amazingly awesome concept.
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Deilvery. Buh.
It's on the town beer system, like water and sewer.
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in that case I'm moving to Oklahoma
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You know, as I keep staring at my last post...
...I think I have come up with a truly, remarkably, amazingly awesome concept.
we need to incorporate that idea in our government study
imagine naked girls pillowfighting and a beer
that's it I'm voting you president with those ideas
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No way I want to be President.
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I was refering to being president of our government funded project, not the U.S.
geeez,
what an ego you have there
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;D :) :( >:( :P ??? :-X :police:
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Heloooooo.
I'm drunk again but not drunk enough to earn a ban (Saint! get away from that BAN button) or type incoherently.
I promise to try harder next tiem
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slacker ;D
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No drinking yet - I'm heading out to a Harvest Bowl (http://www.harvestbowl.com) game... maybe when I get back.
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I'm out of beer and really do not want to go into town just to get some....
I wish my neighbor was a liquer store
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There is a liquor store a very short walk from my house. It's not a good thing.
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The liquor store is a short walk from my house also. It is a good thing.
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The liquor store is a 20 min drive for me and that's not a good thing
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The liquor is in my house. That's good and bad.
The PC is also close by.
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The liquor store is a 20 min drive for me and that's not a good thing
Ditto. Time to make that whole town beer system a reality.
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