yup, ---my bottom--- has fallen off with all that laughter!!
think this is my fav:
Praise: I am new in America! Thank you eBay for wonderful wife! I will beat her often! 
Response by wifebeater - You're Very Welcome. 
oooh, and this one:
Praise: I do not like him, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. 
Response by miligram - Lay off my green eggs you ---tallywhacker---! As for the ham, well, you can jam it! 
Follow-up by andy46477 - Sam does not jam ham. Not a pound. Not a gram. 
pure class 
