could I start a stupidest craigslist posting thread?

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Ok here Is where I'll start.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/tag/647753934.html

I will post the info here to archive. When I first saw this a month ago it was 1200.

PRICE INCREASED 3XX !! air hockey , arcade strength - $2001! - $2001 (City of ratus norvegicus)
Reply to: sale-647753934@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-18, 7:08PM PDT


Oh btw rat city is an unincorporated area between seattle and burien, know for rats and various government programs that the initials spelled out RTC or something that looked like rat city, anyway that is for those who have just moved here from california or some third world country who have no idea of seattle folk legends. Well reducing the price didn't work so I have decided to do like OPEC, and Safeway and King County Tax Assessor and GREATLY INCREASE the price. Get it NOW before the price goes up again!!!!!!!!!!! This has got to be CRAIGSLIST'S April DEAL OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second price increase!!!!! Just discovered that Jimmy Hendrix & Curt Kobain once played on this table!!! Now a collectors item!!!! And J P Patches etched his initials into the siderails, but you have to look hard, no documentation on the above but believe me it is real, and Pope Benedict blessed this table when he was in Seattle checking out a new location for the vatican summer residence in Medina, anyway. Air hockey table, came out of Seattle playland, 1990, still has quarter mechanism but converted to auto play, shuts down after win then restarts by itself in less than a minute. Three pucks, 2 shooters. Works fine, maybe needs one or two light bulbs. Very heavy. $2001 or some REASONABLE offer, really soon. Bring YOUR truck and make it go today. Thanks, and may the sonics enjoy there trip to Oklahoma.

(2 pictures of a beat up orange air hockey table)

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Just discovered that Jimmy Hendrix & Curt Kobain once played on this table!!!

As opposed to Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain. 

Sheesh.....what a great start. I'd contribute, but my local craigslist never has arcade stuff. 

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Take your time, this thread would look good with some good ebay posts. I saw a post about a guy selling a rice cake shaped like pac man.