Are you the fellow from up near Fargo? If you buy it, and pay immediately, I can hold it for however long you need it held. Also, my brother lives up in Fargo, and visits me ever so rarely. I might be able to get him to bring it back up your way in his truck next time he comes a-calling.
But seriously, at least one of all you people emailing me that you want it need to put a bid in, so I can stop feeling depressed

Someone's going to end up getting a nice deal on it, methinks.