That's right I am selling the coolest, babe magnetest, brand new, unopened, 100 percent authentic sunglasses (including case!) on the planet ---
for the amazingly low price of 
$400 $349 $250 170 dollars!
But wait, if you act now, I am going to include this
How can I offer you a deal this good?  It's simple!  My company gave me these sunglasses as a "bonus" (couldn't they have given me an iPod instead?) and I got to pay taxes on them!  What a great deal!  My loss is your gain!  Besides, I have 13 (yes 13 -- don't ask) pairs of El Cheapo 
TM sunglasses already, and I'm not about to give up my lack of style just because I had to pay taxes on these babies!
Still hesitant?  Well, the glasses alone have an MSRP (most surely a rip-off price) of $249!  Plus, the glasses are going for 
around $170 plus shipping on ebay, and that doesn't include the deluxe cleaning kit that has an MSRP of $18.99, which I am including for free!
Also included for 
FREE in this great deal is shipping AND handling!  That's right, not only do you get the coolness for $170, but you also get a case, a deluxe cleaning kit, and shipping and handling included!
Oh, and I am 'bargainliker' on E-bay if you'd like to check out my 
feedback before buying.
If interested, PM me.
Fine Print: I will only ship to the contiguous 48 US states and will likely send it UPS, fully insured.