Sleep Crust

[JONTHEBOMB]

Has this ever happened to you?

You wake up from a deep sleep and feel some crust around your eye.  You lift your hand up to your eye and rub the crust out.  Only a little comes out on your finger while the rest gets rubbed into your eye.  Then the pain starts with the crust lodged between your eye lid and eye.  So everytime you blink or move your eye, you feel a sharp pain.

This happened to me today and I ended up holding my eye under the flowing facet water for about fifteen minutes.  I got the crust out and now my eye is as red as a cherry.

[USSEnterprise]

sounds like pinkeye

[missioncontrol]

yeah eye bugers boogers suck..... I used to get them all the time.......The redness will go away I doubt it's pink eye...



edit: mis-spelled stuff

[DeLong20]

It might be a tumor?

Its not a tuuumaaaa!

[JONTHEBOMB]

sounds like pinkeye

Na, it's not pink eye.  My eye is almost totally white now and feels fine.  The first time this happened it took me two hours to get the little bugger out.

[RayB]

yeah eye bugers suck.....

eye burgers?

[missioncontrol]

yeah eye bugers suck.....

eye burgers?

no,  eye boogers..........


shesh everyone knows I can't spell now you made me do work to correct myself

[PCtech]

yeah eye bugers suck.....

eye burgers?

You made MC work, and correct his spelling....there should be some kind of award 

 

[missioncontrol]

yeah eye bugers suck.....

eye burgers?

You made MC work, and correct his spelling....there should be some kind of award 

 

but I thought soapboy and nullboy allready had tied for the fort's award of the day.....

[PCtech]

You're going to have to try a lot harder, if you want that award.

Keep practicing.....

[Pi]

To the OP:

It's a dysfunction of the lacrimals, caused by a small, not-severe-at-all infection. I've had it twice in my life, once when I was a kid and a lot other kids had it at the same time - apparently it was something in the water of the pool we attended in the lil summer town. You got the "it goes out" version. The "it stays in" version is less painful and annoying, but absolutely icky to watch.

[missioncontrol]

eye boogers aren't an infection... it's just your tear glands working harder to keep all your annoynces bottled in the pit of your stomach so that in the future you can become an old bitter whiskey drinking drunk........

[tommy]

Man MC, your post count has really gotten up there, what has been going on here worth talking about since i was gone? 

[NIVO]

hehe, we add +10 or 20 everyday to his count. Sometimes we get bored. Mission is a stand up fella, so we need to keep his count up.

[missioncontrol]

they figured if they just add to my post count every once in a while it'll save me the time of actually posting.........

[Luxury]

Have you ever woken up and you couldn't open your eyes?  The crust hardens around both your top and bottom eyelashes, gluing your eyelids shut?  Good times.

[missioncontrol]

Have you ever woken up and you couldn't open your eyes?  The crust hardens around both your top and bottom eyelashes, gluing your eyelids shut?  Good times.

yep that sucks too

[JONTHEBOMB]

I always have some junk in my eyes, but it's never been so bad I can't open them.  How long do you guys sleep for? weeks? months? 

[Stingray]

Secret government thought ninjas sneak into your house to plant GPS tracking microchips in your eye while you sleep. This is how THEY track you. The only thing that helps is if you wash your eye out with a can of Diet Cherry Coke every morning before you brush your teeth. This part is very important because of the enzymes.



-S

[missioncontrol]

I always have some junk in my eyes, but it's never been so bad I can't open them.  How long do you guys sleep for? weeks? months? 

I actually only get 4-6 hours sleep a day. on my days off when I do sleep in eye boogers aren't a problem.....

[JONTHEBOMB]

That's weird because the longer I sleep the more the eye boogers multiply.