Beaver!
Actually, a town not to far from where I want to college had a big creek / small river that emptied out into the Mississippi. Every so often beavers would decide to dam this thing, which would flood a good chunk of town and about a zillion acres of farm land if not taken care of. When this happend the county commissioner (or whatever it was they called this guy) would capture the beavers and release them elsewhere shoot the little ---daisies--- and put them in his deep freeze. Then, some Friday, it was free Barbecue day at the county courthouse.
It had a texture like beef but was sweeter.
All this being said, for all I know this guy was a serial killer and we were helping him dispose of a missing sorority girl from two states away.