So here is the list of things we are required to believe:
- On Xbox 360 RELEASE DAY, a guy accidentally smashes his new Xbox 360 and Xbox
- He happens to have a webpage to immediately show everyone the disaster hours after it happens, complete with links to help get him a new Xbox 360. One pic of each "victim", with a third pic plugging his website in a joking manner.
- The Xbox 360 just happens to be DIRECTLY UNDER his old Xbox as it falls
- The old Xbox was positioned so high up, that it inflicted UNBELIEVABLE CARNAGE to both machines upon impact (how did you use it, when it was up so high? Controller wires reaching to the ceiling? Did you use a step ladder to change games?)
- The Xbox 360 case is SO FRAGILE, that dropping an Xbox on it from a height of (6?) feet completely shatters not only the larger side of the case, which would be more vulnerable to stressing, but also the much narrower top of the case, ripping out more than half of it (did you get the special eggshell version?)
I tell ya. With luck like that you better stay in bed tomorrow...