Author Topic: lack of inspiration (Read 3595 times)

Sephroth57 · « **on:** November 14, 2005, 02:19:21 pm »

my life has been pretty good lately... and ive had a writers block lately. it seems depression was my inspiration for songs, but now i have none. how cruel

2600 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:27:21 pm »

Let's all step up to the plate and help.

You suck.

AC. · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:30:30 pm »

Try listening to a few old Ronald Reagan speeches.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:30:48 pm »

ChadTower · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:38:15 pm »

Write a song about how everyone keeps trying to nail your MILF mama.

Stingray · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2005, 03:24:45 pm »

Watch 2001 a Space Odyssey 12 times in a row, then without sleeping first, write The Ballad of Hal 9000.

-S

DYNAGOD · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:51:47 pm »

form what i understand heroin has worded wonders fo previous musicans

ClubNinja · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:21:50 pm »

Seriously, I haven't written a song (or even really played my own music) since things started going well for me. Funny thing, that.

hypernova · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2005, 06:16:33 pm »

mmm...irony.

can someone write a song about the inability to write songs because of a lack of depression?

though wouldn't that create a paradox sorta?

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2005, 09:27:48 am »

Quote from: ClubNinja on November 14, 2005, 05:21:50 pm

Seriously, I haven't written a song (or even really played my own music) since things started going well for me.

ChadTower · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2005, 09:36:40 am »

When things are going well, you have spare cash, and spare cash leads to you doing stuff.

When things are not going well, no spare cash, and you sit in your room with a guitar since you can't afford to do anything else.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2005, 09:44:16 am »

yeah basicly heh. although lately i try to avoid being home as much as possible cause im pissed off at my mom cause shes being retarded lately. probably mad cause bosss hasnt been over in a while. but i leave for school in 2 months so i just gotta last that long

Goz · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2005, 09:45:02 am »

I'd have to second the "Seph's Mom" song... It has potential. Look what similar songs have done for bands like Fountains of Wayne, etc...

AllisterFiend · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2005, 07:26:37 pm »

Quote from: ClubNinja on November 14, 2005, 05:21:50 pm

Seriously, I haven't written a song (or even really played my own music) since things started going well for me. Funny thing, that.

So true, some of my favorite bands were great when they were poor, living in their cars, eating hand sandwiches and just all around hating the world (and on herion), then they became popular, starting making lots of money, getting laid constantly (checked into rehab) and then suddenly, the next album was complete crap.

Allister Fiend

Jabba · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2005, 07:38:40 pm »

When you're weary
Feeling Low
When tears are in, your eye..

Umm, err, ohh...that ones already taken.

Tap Tap Tap: Is this thing on?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2005, 10:44:44 pm »

Quote from: Jabba on November 15, 2005, 07:38:40 pm

When you're weary
Feeling Low
When tears are in, your eye..

Umm, err, ohh...that ones already taken.

Tap Tap Tap: Is this thing on?

* DrewKaree yells at the stage

YOU SUUUCK!

AC. · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2005, 01:38:47 am »

For a 1st album, the band had their whole lifetime to write it. For the next ones they have less time. Duhhhh, I'm smart.

Havok · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2005, 08:46:49 am »

I'll get you crying. I'm coming over there and smashing your cab with a sledgehammer. And then I'll bang that chick with the teeth...

DrewKaree · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2005, 05:10:35 pm »

Where have you ever seen a chick with teeth? I've only heard rumors that they even had a head!

ChadTower · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2005, 08:09:09 pm »

I got a chick to give me head once, but then she said she didn't have any more afterwards.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2005, 11:27:19 pm »

You should do a cover of Chicago's "Your My Inspiration"

Then when everybody gets done kicking your ass you'll be depressed again.

problem solved

does this count as a helpful post?

DarkKobold · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2005, 11:30:26 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 16, 2005, 11:27:19 pm

You should do a cover of Chicago's "Your My Inspiration"

Then when everybody gets done kicking your ass you'll be depressed again.

problem solved

does this count as a helpful post?

Sorry, it doesn't. Your post/worthwhile ratio continues to fall. It's no where near Stingray though. So smile.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16, 2005, 11:31:47 pm »

well at least it'll nver hit 0%

DrewKaree · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16, 2005, 11:43:10 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 16, 2005, 11:31:47 pm

well at least it'll nver hit 0%

Yeah, but it COULD be .000000000000000000000000000001% like mine. I'm striving to get up to Stingray's level, but I'm starting to like his philosophy and may start to try a little less each day.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #24 on:** November 16, 2005, 11:46:48 pm »

Well I'm on my way

AC. · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:02:39 am »

Do a cover of Slade's 'come on feel the noise'. No ones done that yet.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:15:48 am »

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 17, 2005, 01:02:39 am

Do a cover of Slade's 'come on feel the noise'. No ones done that yet.

I can't remember what Slade actually DID do, and this may be your sly joke, in which case you got me, but didn't Quiet Riot do that? I thought Slade came after them, but can't be bothered to check which might be the joke.

'course, I could be walking around on my hands talking outta ---my bottom---.

It's really a crapshoot in more ways than one

missioncontrol · « **Reply #27 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:19:09 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 17, 2005, 01:15:48 am

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 17, 2005, 01:02:39 am
Do a cover of Slade's 'come on feel the noise'. No ones done that yet.

I can't remember what Slade actually DID do, and this may be your sly joke, in which case you got me, but didn't Quiet Riot do that? I thought Slade came after them, but can't be bothered to check which might be the joke.

'course, I could be walking around on my hands talking outta ---my bottom---.

It's really a crapshoot in more ways than one

I didn't get it either

AC. · « **Reply #28 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:25:00 am »

Slade originally did 'come on feel the noise' and then Quiet Riot covered it.

Slade also did, 'Mama we're all crazy now'

AC. · « **Reply #29 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:26:46 am »

How about the Rolling Stones' '2000 man' ?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #30 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:32:33 am »

I never said I didn't get it, I only said I can't remember stuff.

I get it plenty. Ya der, you betcha dupa!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #31 on:** November 17, 2005, 01:34:36 am »

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 17, 2005, 01:25:00 am

Slade originally did 'come on feel the noise' and then Quiet Riot covered it.

Slade also did, 'Mama we're all crazy now'

Maybe Slade IS Quiet Riot! [keanu]whhooooaaaaaaa![/keanu]

AC. · « **Reply #32 on:** November 17, 2005, 11:11:02 am »

I think I like the Slade versions better.

Sephroth are you inspired yet?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #33 on:** November 17, 2005, 11:14:36 am »

I think once he realizes that he will no longer get post counts for posting in EE will set him off in a downward spiral toward depression.

He may even get so depressed that he'll end up writting country songs.

"There's a tear in my beer..."

Stingray · « **Reply #34 on:** November 17, 2005, 12:23:45 pm »

Quote from: DarkKobold on November 16, 2005, 11:30:26 pm

Sorry, it doesn't. Your post/worthwhile ratio continues to fall. It's no where near Stingray though. So smile.

Have you guys ever noticed that no matter how tight you put the lid on, that gross stuff always appears on top of the ketchup bottle? Also, my shoes are very comfy.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #35 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:03:07 pm »

Sometimes, if I turn my back just right, enough light comes through my sphincter that I can see again.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:03:37 pm »

whoa, i want light to come through my sphincter

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:06:29 pm »

Make it project from the vas deferens... like your penis saber.

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** November 17, 2005, 03:54:31 pm »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on November 17, 2005, 03:03:37 pm

whoa, i want light to come through my sphincter

Eat a laser pointer. This may take a few days.

-S

fredster · « **Reply #39 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:14:15 pm »

How about thinking about deep topics like

Why don't bug scream when you kill them? Is this some mistake in nature?

missioncontrol · « **Reply #40 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:17:00 pm »

maybe they do

fredster · « **Reply #41 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:24:23 pm »

Then somebody should tape it.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #42 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:27:19 pm »

what type of tape would you recomend?

Duct tape or scotch tape?

Stingray · « **Reply #43 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:31:09 pm »

Fly tape.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #44 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:39:04 pm »

but of course....

now where's them matches at?

ChadTower · « **Reply #45 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:43:04 pm »

I got a match:

Your face and Seph's Mom's butt.

DarkKobold · « **Reply #46 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:43:37 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 12:23:45 pm

Quote from: DarkKobold on November 16, 2005, 11:30:26 pm

Sorry, it doesn't. Your post/worthwhile ratio continues to fall. It's no where near Stingray though. So smile.

Have you guys ever noticed that no matter how tight you put the lid on, that gross stuff always appears on top of the ketchup bottle? Also, my shoes are very comfy.

-S

This reminds me of a joke. Unfortunately, I forgot it in the time I wrote it. Much like Chad Tower, it wasn't very funny, and just made people feel uncomfortable.

Stingray · « **Reply #47 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:45:44 pm »

Quote from: DarkKobold on November 17, 2005, 04:43:37 pm

Much like Chad Tower, it wasn't very funny, and just made people feel uncomfortable.

If I had been drinking anything when I read that I would have sprayed it all over my monitor through my nose.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #48 on:** November 17, 2005, 04:47:16 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 04:43:04 pm

I got a match:

Your face and Seph's Mom's butt.

that was a low blow...

speaking of blows send over Seph's mom when your done


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