Farting old dog

[Sephroth57]

ok, so she does have a utility. more useful than "duck tolling" i might add.

i picture these dogs in tollbooths making ducks pay to cross the road

[ChadTower]

Heh, it's not too far off. 

You're in a duck blind with a gun.  There are ducks on the pond.  The dog is trained to circle around the pond and flush the ducks in your direction.  You shoot a duck or two, then the dog will retrieve the ducks without damaging them and give it to you.

Hopefully the ducks are dead by then.

[Crazy Cooter]

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?

Based on my research:

Three.

[Harry Potter]

Yeah, but really, how many times can you punt a small dog before it stops making that yip sound?

Based on my research:

Three.

five if it's a Chihuahua (thank you spellchecker)

[ChadTower]

Chihuahuas are good in chalupas.

[Stingray]

Me gusta chihuahua chimichangas.

-S

[ChadTower]

Chim chimney chim chimney chim chim chihuahuas

[DrewKaree]

yeah my dog has no 'utility' though, her job is to look cute and to be fun to play with, and she is =P

It would be impossible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from pretty girls.

It would also be imposible to walk that dog in a park and not get attention from "pretty" guys too.  Methinks Seph is giving us hints about what's in his closet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[Bones]

I just busted my dog eating used sandpaper.  May or may not have something to do with the smell....

[duffjr]

my dog had an anal tumor that pushed his intestines around.  he had that blood/tumor smell for the last month.  i finally had to put him asleep when he smeared blood on my work.