attack of the bees

[DrewKaree]

I used to get those exact tube-looking things inside the windows of the house when I lived in NC.  Best thing to do is spray them.  Also, it's best after spraying a nest of a wasp to leave it up.  New wasps won't move in for some reason, and it removes a place for them to build a fresh and lethal dive-bombing hangar.  What I usually did (and this won't work for your situation) is let them fly away, and just dribble some of that spray all over the outside of the tube and soak it real good.  Evidently that Raid spray has some pretty wicked residual effects, because every once in a while I'd see some dead/dying in between the windows.

You could probably spray some Raid in a glass and soak a cotton ball in it.  Get the bottom of the tube REALLY good.  Those things DO creep the hell out of you, but I never got stung by 'em.  Dunno if that's cuz I Hong Kong Fooey-ed 'em, or if they were afraid of how toxic I was.

[GameOver]

Good morning bones!

[Bones]

So are ya attached?

Sadly, no.

How'd the salary review go?

Excellent. 

Get enuff to fly everyone to Oz for a bender?

Not everyone....

[ChadTower]

I'm afraid of what the word bender means down under.

[missioncontrol]

I used to get those exact tube-looking things inside the windows of the house when I lived in NC.

[ChadTower]

So put a natural predator in there.  The wasps will go away.

[missioncontrol]

depends......

what eats wasp???

[ChadTower]

Roman Catholics?

[Bones]

I'm afraid of what the word bender means down under.

The day after a bender you feel as crook as Rookwood but nothing a hair of the dog won't fix.

[ChadTower]

How about we set you up with a teabag instead?

[Bones]

How about we set you up with a teabag instead?

How about I set you up with a mountain oyster or a horse's hoof?

[ChadTower]

Only if you want a Portugese breakfast.

[Bones]

Google has taught me much today.

[Stingray]

I followed all the way up to mountain oyster, but quickly got lost.

-S

[danny_galaga]

Having a bit of a wasp problem myself this year.

Damn Protestants.

[Stingray]

With that kind of Wasp, I think I'd skip the spray and go with the "burn them" suggestion.

-S

[Bones]

They are better than cockroaches.

[ChadTower]

I took my kids to see the Wiggles live a couple years ago.  It was surreal.  Hundreds of moms and kids in the theater.  The moms were acting like they were rock stars.  At one point, they came out to the seats and were talking with the kids.  One mom behind me started crying and shaking like she was going to pass out.  Dude looked at her like she was psycho and walked away from us slowly.

[Bones]

My kids are crazy about The Wiggles but I prefer Hi 5. I have had the hots for Charli for years. My wife even calls me in when she is wearing something cute.

[Sephroth57]

These are the mud buggers I get in my garage.

[Sephroth57]

name this quote

"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!"

[Stingray]

name this quote

"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!"

Homer

-S

[Stingray]

My kids are crazy about The Wiggles but I prefer Hi 5. I have had the hots for Charli for years. My wife even calls me in when she is wearing something cute.

I had no idea that I was missing out on such quality cheesecake by not watching childrens programming.

-S

[Bones]

Yeah she is a sweety. You should hear her sing happy birthday. All I want for my birthday is for her to sing to me and blow out my candle.

[missioncontrol]

name this quote

"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!"

hmmmmmmmm perhaps I can train these bees to attack....

[ChadTower]

You can put a pin kicker in there to aggravate the bees according to some gameplay event.  Then the bees swarm out, sting the crap out of whoever is playing, and return.

[Scott84]

Use a fire extinguisher 

I heard one guy who had wasps in his shed put a smoke bomb in it and shut the door and they all died.....

[Stingray]

You can put a pin kicker in there to aggravate the bees according to some gameplay event.  Then the bees swarm out, sting the crap out of whoever is playing, and return.

That's some serious force feedback.

-S

[ChadTower]

I heard one guy who had wasps in his shed put a smoke bomb in it and shut the door and they all died.....

That's because the smoke bomb was full of heroin.

[Sephroth57]

My kids are crazy about The Wiggles but I prefer Hi 5. I have had the hots for Charli for years. My wife even calls me in when she is wearing something cute.

holy crap, that chick is hot. the pic was broke before and i didnt notice!

[missioncontrol]

You can put a pin kicker in there to aggravate the bees according to some gameplay event.

[ChadTower]

What is VR about real bees?

[Stingray]

Just found a new theme for your cab MissionC.





-S

[ChadTower]

Tell them it's Galaga 2005.

[markrvp]

here's what the nest look like:

Wy did you build your arcade cabinet out of bricks? 

[missioncontrol]

Wy did you build your arcade cabinet out of bricks?

to keep the big bad wolf from blowing it down 

[danny_galaga]

I took my kids to see the Wiggles live a couple years ago.

[SirPeale]

You should be able to break them right off the side of the cabinet.  It's just made of mud.

The best part is that the wasps aren't there very much.  They build the 'nest' (it's not really a nest) a little at a time.  They find spiders and sting them.  Then they carry them to the nest, and lay their eggs on them, and encase them in mud (which hardens to what you see).  The eggs hatch, and spend their time eating the spiders while they're still alive.

[ChadTower]

the wiggles made 49 million dollars last year. they ARE rock stars. and smart too. 'the cockroaches' bones alluded to was the band a couple of the guys were in before 'the wiggles'. the cockroaches had one minor hit. in an interview, they said that as the wiggles they have the advantage that the demographic they cater to is refreshed every year or so. now thats smart.

There is a difference between being rich and successful, and having women cry and shake when you come near.  The Wiggles should not be sex symbols.

[Harry Potter]

the wiggles made 49 million dollars last year. they ARE rock stars. and smart too. 'the cockroaches' bones alluded to was the band a couple of the guys were in before 'the wiggles'. the cockroaches had one minor hit. in an interview, they said that as the wiggles they have the advantage that the demographic they cater to is refreshed every year or so. now thats smart.

There is a difference between being rich and successful, and having women cry and shake when you come near.  The Wiggles should not be sex symbols.

And neither should the Hi5 chicks. But that's just my moral side speaking out. I'm waiting for 'Hi5: The Uncut Special Collectors Edition'