made me laugh my --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules-- off

[psik0tik]

If we at byoac  were picked to sing at the superbowl this is what it would look like. lmao .... and yeah forgot the link http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2411&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2413&DISPLAYORDER=20050704165224&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=3

[DrewKaree]

 

[Effayy]

Let me guess.... Top of the Pops rejects from the UK?

William Hung, eat your heart out.

- FA

[Stingray]

M'kay. And I thought my posts tended to be nonsensical.

-S

[DrewKaree]

M'kay. And I thought my posts tended to be nonsensical.

-S

Please stop worrying.  They still tend to be so. 

Carry on.

[Stingray]

M'kay. And I thought my posts tended to be nonsensical.

-S

Please stop worrying.  They still tend to be so. 

Carry on.

Oh why don't you just stand in Des Moines and sing happy birthday to Roger Ebert, you procrastinating stack of loose leaf paper.

-S

[DrewKaree]

M'kay. And I thought my posts tended to be nonsensical.

-S

Please stop worrying.  They still tend to be so. 

Carry on.

Oh why don't you just stand in Des Moines and sing happy birthday to Roger Ebert, you procrastinating stack of loose leaf paper.

-S

Sounds like you aren't getting the proper amount of shoelace eyelets each day.  Or brussels sprouts.  Same thing, I think. 

[Stingray]

Well sometimes I do fasten down both sides, but I'd rather just have a papaya.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Well sometimes I do fasten down both sides, but I'd rather just have a papaya.

-S

Scrambled eggs do NOT make a decent pencil.

Hey, mebbe you'll remember this - you're old enough

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

[billf]

Well sometimes I do fasten down both sides, but I'd rather just have a papaya.

-S

Scrambled eggs do NOT make a decent pencil.

Hey, mebbe you'll remember this - you're old enough

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

I am old enough and that is damn hilarious!!

[DrewKaree]

Well sometimes I do fasten down both sides, but I'd rather just have a papaya.

-S

Scrambled eggs do NOT make a decent pencil.

Hey, mebbe you'll remember this - you're old enough

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

[DrewKaree]

see?  I can do that too

[billf]

Oops, I was a bit quick on the trigger there with that previous post.

[DrewKaree]

Oops, I was a bit quick on the trigger there with that previous post.   

Edited message above, with a comment this time. 

Go into a closet and suck eggs

[billf]

Put a live chicken in your underwear

[Stingray]

Put a live chicken in your underwear

Don't encourage him, we just got the horses to settle back down.

-S

[ChadTower]

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts
You make me wanna phone home
You make me wanna write a dozen book reports
Then pack myself in styrofoam
Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me

You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park
Then take my hamster to the beach
You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark
And use a recommended bleach
When I'm with you I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery or go to see the Care Bears movie

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me

That's what you do to me
That's what you do to me
That's what you do to me
You make me wanna break the laws of time and space
You make me wanna eat pork
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face
Then remove 'em with a pitchfork
You know there's something quite unusual about you but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me

(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do-do-do-do-do to me

(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do to me

[Ed_McCarron]

Forgot the best (IMHO) line...

"Criticize things you don't know about"

I still have that on vinyl.

[billf]

Forgot the best (IMHO) line...

"Criticize things you don't know about"

I still have that on vinyl.

I used to have Let's Get Small (1977) and A Wild And Crazy Guy (1978) on vinyl but alas, back in the college days I got rid of ALL my vinyl and started replacing them with CDs.

[DrewKaree]

Forgot the best (IMHO) line...

"Criticize things you don't know about"

I still have that on vinyl.

I used to have Let's Get Small (1977) and A Wild And Crazy Guy (1978) on vinyl but alas, back in the college days I got rid of ALL my vinyl and started replacing them with CDs.  Never did replace these two.  May have to look at replacing them now!! 

I had every Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin record, and started getting into Steve Martin.  Same thing.  Moved on to CD's.  I went to my local library today, and in their CD section, they had 2 copies of "Let's Get Small".  Check your library.  Mebbe they'll surprise you.

[billf]

hmmmm.... may have to try that.  Thanks.

[Stingray]

I'm pretty sure that Let's Get Small and Wild and Crazy Guy are still in my much neglected vinyl collection. Sadly, I no longer own a turntable. Guess I should buy one.

-S