OK Seph, it's like this.
I am a patient man and I have waited over a day now, but still no nudy link to your ex girlfried has been supplied publicly or directly to myself.
I don't want to, but I will drape myself in bacon and post a different erotic pose everyday in your mailbox until my demands are met. It will be very aesthetically displeasing.
You have 24 hours to meet my demands.