You faux Aussies and your sense of "humor"!

[DrewKaree]

Ha Ha!  The joke's on her me!  (cuz I can't read slow enough to catch stuff )

My question is why he figured she "needed something to do", and was willing to help....FOR AT LEAST TWELVE YEARS!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1471862.html

Do you guys have any sort of child-support laws over there that she can beat him down with? 

[Bones]

Our child support here is unbelievable and is up easily for abuse.

If your a single mum with 5 kids to 4 different blokes, you will earn more than 80% of the population by doing nothing but staying home and collecting welfare and alimony.

They will set you up with a house, pay your bills and all you have to do is keep bonking strangers and producing offspring to increase your earnings.

Meanwhile the rest of the population with pride work hard and pay ridiculous levels of tax.

I am all in favour of supporting those who try hard and just can't get a break, but the level of abuse here is disgusting. There is no emphases on taking responsibility for your actions.

[tommy]

If your a single mum with 5 kids to 4 different blokes, you will earn more than 80% of the population by doing nothing but staying home and collecting welfare and alimony.

I didn't think we had much in common with "those people over there" but now i see we do...

[Bones]

I didn't think we had much in common with "those people over there" but now i see we do...

I think we are more similar now than you would believe. The only major difference is our chicks are hotter.

[DrewKaree]

I think we are more similar now than you would believe. The only major difference is our chicks are hotter. 

Well, at least they SOUND hotter....unless it's a nice lady from the South....with a dirty side to her

* DrewKaree looks around for that lecherous smiley he thought he had for purposes such as this

[tommy]

The only major difference is our chicks are hotter.

I hope you will be showing some picture proof of that so called fact.

And your woman being "easy" does not make them hotter. I say that because i know you are a b i g drinker "over there" 

[Bones]

And your woman being "easy" does not make them hotter. I say that because i know you are a b i g drinker "over there"

A black dog with an infested ass starts to look kinda cute after a few schoobies of VB so perhaps you have a good point.....

[Bones]

Well, at least they SOUND hotter....unless it's a nice lady from the South....with a dirty side to her

Whats a chick from the south...? A mexican?

[DrewKaree]

A black dog with an infested ass starts to look kinda cute after a few schoobies of VB so perhaps you have a good point.....

Paris Hilton is retarded retired now.  No need to keep bringing her up

Whats a chick from the south...? A mexican?

No siree.  From down south...perhaps a Georgia Peach....a fine specimen of a woman from the southern region of these United States....complete with accent. 

Just a-thinkin' about 'em has my heart goin' pitty-pat!

[Bones]

Similar to that chick in Seinfeld that was going out with George and then dated Jerry but wanted to break up with him because she didn't respect his job as a commedian?

[tommy]

Similar to that chick in Seinfeld that was going out with George and then dated Jerry but wanted to break up with him because she didn't respect his job as a commedian?

It's sad... i know exactly what he's talking about. 

[Bones]

The idea of a girl south of the states made me instantly think of a South American chick that resembles something like the AWESOME Jennifer Lopez.

Babe factor: 10/10

[DrewKaree]

Something like this one.

Think southern half of the U.S.

Texas, Oklahoma, Georgia, Florida, North/South Carolina, etc.

They make versions that aren't "dumb-as-a-stump"-ish

[Bones]

She looks a little prettier everytime I see her. 

[tommy]

Those teeth are horrible looking.

Better one.

[Bones]

Inevitably, each thread lately seems to be reduced to a super hot chick with an impressive rack.

I think it has something do with the second law of thermodynamics or something along those lines.... Either way, I am not one to mess with the laws of physics so I suppose I will have to put up with it.

[DrewKaree]

Those teeth are horrible looking.

Better one.

Dude, I think you missed it.

Jessica looks bad in some pics depending on her outfit, and others depending on the way she is standing (Dukes, anyone?), and this one, based on her teeth.

I'm going with she's STILL the better representation of a "Southern Girl" than that chick in your pic. 

1)  She's verifiably southern
2)  She looks good even though she isn't almost nekkid (and that's part of the allure)
3)  The "nice" factor is known....I think "demure" would be the proper word (although her videos make me think it's not )
4)  She's got that little bit of a southern drawl.

[tommy]

You said "southern girls" correct? You haven't been down south recently have you..or atleast in florida. Hispanic type woman are seen far more then your cali type girl you posted.

[cdbrown]

Did anyone actually read the story?  They are Austrian not Australian.

"An Austrian couple with 12 children have split up" 

[Bones]

Really?? I read it and didn't pick that up!!

Luckily the joke is on now on Drew. 

[tommy]

Nobody really clicks the links drew provides..we just kinda get an idea of what he wants us to say based on what is said AROUND the link.

[DrewKaree]

Did anyone actually read the story?  They are Austrian not Australian.

I believe lots did, and lots read it just as fast as I did, OR.....my powers of persuasion are improving.  Soon......oh soon you shall all see!

You said "southern girls" correct? You haven't been down south recently have you..or atleast in florida. Hispanic type woman are seen far more then your cali type girl you posted.

Bones, scratch Florida off the list. 

Ask 1hooked, he can walk down any street in GA and see a BUNCH of women like that, and better.  I thought when I brought up "Georgia peach" I was clearing it up, but evidently that's just something us old farts say. 

Man, I figured my mind would go sometime, I just never expected it to go so FAST!

[DrewKaree]

Nobody really clicks the links drew provides..we just kinda get an idea of what he wants us to say based on what is said AROUND the link.

* DrewKaree tests the theory

http://tinyurl.com/cst3q

Like my side effect sig, too much can cause side effects such as anal seepage, gout, stuttering, explosive diarrhea, loss of humor and points, or severe narcolepsy.

I believe the phrase is [Keith Olbermann voice] from way downtown.............BANG! [/Keith Olbermann voice]

Point, Drew

[cdbrown]

Really?? I read it and didn't pick that up!!

Very dissapointing from a fellow Aussie

[danny_galaga]

"you're from AUSTRIA eh?"

"ya"

"Guddai might! throw another shrimp on the barbay!"