You're fugly and your mom dresses you funny.
Now if you truly knew where I lived, you would send your mom to tell me that she, in fact, does NOT dress you funny, in which case I would invite her inside for a cool refreshing adult beverage to discuss the correctness of my assessment.
In the end, she would leave realizing that she DOES dress you funny....although that ain't why she's smilin'

that's right kids, a- BOOYA!
see what happens when you're awake for 38 hours?