Author Topic: The Ramblings of the BYOAC Insane! (Read 274844 times)

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1040 on:** November 09, 2005, 10:53:25 am »

Quote from: MameJunkie on November 09, 2005, 10:49:59 am

1 = 1

clearly the math of a student

Stingray · « **Reply #1041 on:** November 09, 2005, 10:56:10 am »

1 = the loneliest number. That's some good 3 Dog Night math.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #1042 on:** November 09, 2005, 11:33:40 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 09, 2005, 10:36:29 am

Quote from: bosss7 on November 09, 2005, 10:33:56 am
2+2=5. Everyone knows that. Even the payroll people at work.

no payroll thinks 2 + 2 = 1

Thanks. Now they'll pay everyone what they're really worth.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1043 on:** November 09, 2005, 11:36:48 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on November 09, 2005, 11:33:40 am

Thanks. Now they'll pay everyone what they're really worth.

ChadTower · « **Reply #1044 on:** November 09, 2005, 11:41:56 am »

My post-fu will defeat any post-fu.

Stingray · « **Reply #1045 on:** November 09, 2005, 11:57:08 am »

If a Chad and a half can post a reply and a half in a second and a half, how long will it take Bosss7 to sober up after being banned for stealing beer from Stingray's dog?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #1046 on:** November 09, 2005, 11:58:19 am »

He stole beer from Stingray's property, so after Stingray kills him, it should be moot.

Stingray · « **Reply #1047 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:01:49 pm »

This is why I'm no good at math.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #1048 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:02:13 pm »

Stingray's too drunk to remember how to load the rifle.

Stingray · « **Reply #1049 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:04:22 pm »

I remeber how, but for some reason I can't get these acorns to fit in the bullet-ma-bob.

-S

pointdablame · « **Reply #1050 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:14:02 pm »

be sure not to eat teh bullet-ma-bobs. They're quite spicy.

ChadTower · « **Reply #1051 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:26:23 pm »

That's When I Reach Ror My Revolver.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #1052 on:** November 09, 2005, 12:30:04 pm »

Pointy end points towards the beer stealer.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1053 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:02:41 pm »

bosss7 next post will be 1500

MameJunkie · « **Reply #1054 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:04:04 pm »

EE is a great way to rack up the post #s

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #1055 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:26:43 pm »

indeed

Shape D. · « **Reply #1056 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:33:51 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 09, 2005, 01:02:41 pm

bosss7 next post will be 1500

Quick ban him again.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1057 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:02:17 pm »

Quote from: MameJunkie on November 09, 2005, 01:04:04 pm

EE is a great way to rack up the post #s

that was # 300 for you

Stingray · « **Reply #1058 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:03:17 pm »

This one is some number for me.

-S

pointdablame · « **Reply #1059 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:07:26 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 09, 2005, 02:03:17 pm

This one is some number for me.

-S

wow me too

Stingray · « **Reply #1060 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:11:19 pm »

Yeah, but mine's bigger.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1061 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:25:25 pm »

it's not the size of your post count, but how you use it ???right???

Stingray · « **Reply #1062 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:29:15 pm »

That's what we like to tell you guys with the little ones.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #1063 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:30:49 pm »

I don't even bother saying that anymore. I just let them come home to discover their wife is limping.

MameJunkie · « **Reply #1064 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:33:18 pm »

It has to be the right number.

I'm sure if yours the size of a moose, all you will be getting lucky with is the moose.

Stingray · « **Reply #1065 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:34:28 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 02:30:49 pm

...let them come home to discover their wife is limping.

You're a very bad man!

-S

pointdablame · « **Reply #1066 on:** November 09, 2005, 03:38:13 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 02:30:49 pm

I don't even bother saying that anymore. I just let them come home to discover their wife is limping.

I'd be more surprised about coming home and finding i had a wife... let alone that she was limping.

And as far as bigger post counts... sure... but you guys are past your prime. I'm a young pup with plenty of time to catch up

ChadTower · « **Reply #1067 on:** November 09, 2005, 03:39:00 pm »

Silly man, talking about primes on a message board.

pointdablame · « **Reply #1068 on:** November 09, 2005, 03:39:53 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 03:39:00 pm

Silly man, talking about primes on a message board.

Prime

Stingray · « **Reply #1069 on:** November 09, 2005, 03:41:42 pm »

And I thought the Megaman Rhapsody page was a waste of space.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1070 on:** November 09, 2005, 04:16:55 pm »

Stingray remote linking forbidden

Santoro · « **Reply #1071 on:** November 09, 2005, 04:27:33 pm »

DrewKaree · « **Reply #1072 on:** November 09, 2005, 06:33:10 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 12:26:23 pm

That's When I Reach Ror My Revolver.

Ruh Roh!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #1073 on:** November 09, 2005, 06:33:39 pm »

I may be inadvertenly responsible in the future for the death of this innocent animal, but I think this is called for

ChadTower · « **Reply #1074 on:** November 09, 2005, 06:35:17 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 09, 2005, 06:33:10 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 12:26:23 pm

That's When I Reach Ror My Revolver.

Ruh Roh!

I saw my typo a few minutes after making it and it sounded Scooberific to me too.

nostrebor · « **Reply #1075 on:** November 09, 2005, 07:13:51 pm »

Quote from: pointdablame on November 09, 2005, 03:38:13 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 02:30:49 pm
I don't even bother saying that anymore. I just let them come home to discover their wife is limping.

I'd be more surprised about coming home and finding i had a wife... let alone that she was limping.

...

Look at the bright side. If you come home and discover an unexpected limping wife, she will be easier to catch!

pointdablame · « **Reply #1076 on:** November 09, 2005, 08:48:14 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on November 09, 2005, 07:13:51 pm

Quote from: pointdablame on November 09, 2005, 03:38:13 pm
Quote from: ChadTower on November 09, 2005, 02:30:49 pm
I don't even bother saying that anymore. I just let them come home to discover their wife is limping.

I'd be more surprised about coming home and finding i had a wife... let alone that she was limping.

...

Look at the bright side. If you come home and discover an unexpected limping wife, she will be easier to catch!

I doubt my girlfriend would appreciate the limping wife

missioncontrol · « **Reply #1077 on:** November 09, 2005, 11:26:17 pm »

She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. ...he jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him", he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now, tell him you have a headache."

Harry Potter · « **Reply #1078 on:** November 10, 2005, 08:12:50 am »

1500! I'm teh 3lite!

Stingray · « **Reply #1079 on:** November 10, 2005, 08:44:04 am »

I don't und!erstand why you can't put an exclamation point in the middle of a word. I'm going to start doing that more of!ten.

-S


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