From Craig's List Here in Atlanta...Not Mine I Swear!!!!

No really not mine!
I mean it.
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Ex-Wife. Irritating. Self-Centered. But Cute as...
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Reply to: anon-60888668@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-02-22, 7:32PM EST
One soon to be ex-wife available. Experienced in correcting you from sunrise to sunset, able to outspend Donald Trump, and five times sexier than Madonna.
Too good to be true? (She is.)
Will toss one mother-in-law complete with perfect nagging skills.
Will trade both the above for one luke warm bottle of bud. How sad it is.