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Quotable Quotes
Mameotron:
Save the whales... collect the whole set!
Floyd10:
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."
-Marilyn Manson
(on hitchiking)
"Carrying dope is not advisable, and although searching you is illegal, few pigs can read the Constitution."
-Abbie Hoffman
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful."
"There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! here and now is our opportunity! choose ye, this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!"
"Equality for all just translates to mediocrity for all"
-Anton Szandor LaVey
"Life, like poker has an element of risk. It shouldn't be avoided. It should be faced."
-Edward Norton
"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything"
"We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
"We are gods unwanted children. F*** Redemption, F*** Damnation"
-Tyler Durden
"Rock 'n Roll is the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression that has been my misfortune to hear."
-Frank Sinatra
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
"The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them."
-Mark Twain
Ok, thats all for now kiddies
DrewKaree:
Love, friendship, respect do not unite people as much as common hatred for something.
winning isn't everything its just the only thing that matters
My account was banned for being under the IQ limit
The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones
Never pee into a headwind
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
Everyone says "Life's a bi@tch." but that's not true...Life's not a bi@tch, Life's a virgin; If it were a bi@tch, it would be easy
Life sucks. Get a helmet
Never pet a burning dog
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living
I think I'm deaf, i think you're dumb, but you tell me
What is common to many is least taken care of, for all men have greater regard for what is their own than what they possess in common with others.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
If formatting is an enema, then reinstalling Windows is putting the crap back in.
If a woman was a O/S, they would be Linux. Impossible to understand and never satisfied with their build.
Boss, I'm sorry but i will not be able to come to work today. i cannot find my clothes...well I appreciate your concern but i think if i find my house they'll be near there.
- Jeff Foxworthy
danny_galaga:
--- Quote from: shmokes on December 06, 2004, 03:32:34 pm ---Pretty much every sentence Oscar Wilde ever uttered is quotable.
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i have nothing to declare but my genius :angel:
danny_galaga:
never sit down with a pocket full of caterpillars