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DrewKaree:
I came upon these elsewhere, and decided to plagarize it and post it for your edification. Add to it if you must, read it if you wish, disregard it if you just don't care - it will still live on, here to bug you with a "new" next to it ;D
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Misdirection is the key for survival. Never attack when the enemy defends, never behave as the enemy suspects, and never reveal your true strength
Peace is just the phase where people are preparing for another war
Ripping off one author is Plagerism, but ripping off many articles is a research
My theory is computers are women. I say this because mostly its men that are attracted to computers, and what attracts men the most? Women!
While I cannot help you with your I.Q., I hope I have furthered your education
Knowledge is power. There is no limit to Knowledge. So you can't be the most powerful
An optimist takes every difficulty as an opportunity, while a pessimist takes every opportunity as a difficulty
Quitters never win and winners never quit but those that never win and never quit are idiots
No matter how great and descructive your problems seem.....you've probably only seen the tip of them
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
Procrastination is the art of keeping-up with yesterday
Opportunity doesn't knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door
The best thing about the future is it comes one day at a time
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets .
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. I just see the cup as too friggen big
It's the drinking song, it's the drinking song, and if you don't like drinking you can sing along. And if you do like drinking, well it can't be wrong. Everybody loves the drinking song!
Nothing is illegal until you get caught
The only common link in all your bad relationships is you
There is nothing greater than flying high on the wings of your imagination except watching a dreamer who had no where left to land but in the sea of reality
paigeoliver:
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danny_galaga:
here's one:
"biogeny recapitulates phylogeny"
nuff said
Tiger-Heli:
If a man speaks in a forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
danny_galaga:
"pons assinorum"