I was just going to throw a cot on the ZapCon show floor but I don't think Wes would approve.
Used to be a collector in Texas that'd sleep on the couches in the lobby during shows. (no, it wasn't me)
Took some nerve, but why the hell not?
One time at a show I split a room with a guy and it turned out he was a snorer. Like chainsaw loud. After staring at the ceiling for 3 hours, I packed up my ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- at 5am and drove home.
Another time, having no other plans, I literally slept on the floor in the corner in a room a guy was sharing with two other dudes. (no homo, there were two beds and a cot in there)
I was there from approximately 4am to 7am.
At his invitation.
After I left, he went around and told everyone I was a "bad collector" because I didn't offer him half the night's room rate. (never could wrap my head around that one, I personally wouldn't dream of expecting money in a situation like that)
So... yeah.... I prefer to jerk off to Cinemax and drill farts into the bed pillows in solitude.