Today is the last day you can do this but Target has Madden 2004 for the PC on sale for 15 bucks which you could probably care less about but if you get a rain check it says you can get 63% off another item of the same type. I've already gotten Man Hunt, Prince of Persia, EyeToy, Viewtifull Joe, and Wario Ware for only $85 (with tax) if you bought all that retail it would be about $240. I was going to buy Mario Kart DD to but they were sold out at 5 different stores.
But anyway get the rain check then get your game and they would give you the 63% off. At one target I went to a manager type guy said I coudnt do it because Madden was a pc game and the rest I was buying were console games but I just went to another target and it worked fine. You shouldnt have to worry if there is a teenager there because they dont know or care about it.
EDIT:
You cant do the above deal anymore becuase Madden is no longer on sale but I'm sure you could swing somthing similar if they ever have a game real cheap and are sold out again.