looks like my best bet is obtaining a debug kit.
I proposed to ken about pulling the BIOS, 4 RAM, and MCXP-2 chip from the dead Chihiro board and swapping them over to a retail xbox board (essentially making it a chihiro board) he apparently has had no luck swapping the X3 for the X2, he's not sure if the X2 requires other components to work properly or if it's just not reflowing properly or what the deal is. it seems to seat alright, but it doesn't work.
oh well, just thinking out of the box on that one.
in any case i'll try and source a debug kit locally and see if i can patch the bios with the chihiro bios.