I need this drawn please

[Le Chuck]

I'd do it myself but it has to be legit so I'm letting this bad boy out into the wild. Somebody run with it and rule the internet:

A velociraptor riding a Jesus/centaur whilst firing a bazooka at a T Rex in a mariachi outfit.

Boom. Mind blown.

[pbj]

Put the bottle down.

[horizon]

Half way there bro.

 

[drventure]

Getting closer......

[drventure]

And there you have it, everything you need, bud!

[Ond]

I'll do it, but it could take a few days or more, cos you asked Chuckmeister.  Even if you were kidding. Plus its so stoopid I like it.

[yotsuya]

Once it's done, this is where it needs to be displayed:

[Le Chuck]

This thread is so full of win that I can't even

I'll do it, but it could take a few days or more, cos you asked Chuckmeister.  Even if you were kidding. Plus its so stoopid I like it.

It is ridiculous but I offer you this, Eternal Glory! That's what awaits the artist who brings forth this image upon the innernets, but to do this, that artist must embrace a knowledge. An EXTREMELY DANGEROUS knowledge.  That if you succeed in designing something so perfect nothing you do after will ever compare.  The world will look to you forever after and you will know that your Everest is behind you.  Who shall be the champion?! 

[Malenko]

You say a Raptor riding Jesus?

is that Jee-sus or Hey-soos ?

[Le Chuck]

You say a Raptor riding Jesus?

is that Jee-sus or Hey-soos ?

Well it's Centaur-Jesus so I assume that depends on what/where the bottom half is, but the more I think of it, what with the mariachi T-Rex I'd assume that it would naturally by Hey-soos no matter what...that being the case, the hind quarter of the horse should probably have a brand/tattoo of Our Lady of Guadalupe or something.

[Ond]

Your velociraptor riding a Centaur-Jesus taking on said mariachi T-Rex with a Bazooka is on its way 

[Le Chuck]

Your velociraptor riding a Centaur-Jesus taking on said mariachi T-Rex with a Bazooka is on its way 

[pbj]

Ridiculing the beliefs of others ceased being amusing for me around age 30.

 

[Le Chuck]

Ridiculing the beliefs of others ceased being amusing for me around age 30.

 

But spouting homophobic hatred stayed fresh. 

[pbj]

But spouting homophobic hatred stayed fresh. 

Nobody's perfect but I have made a contentious effort to cut that out.  I don't recall starting entire threads wrapped around the premise of insulting homosexuals, though.

 

[Le Chuck]

But spouting homophobic hatred stayed fresh. 

Nobody's perfect but I have made a contentious effort to cut that out.  I don't recall starting entire threads wrapped around the premise of insulting homosexuals, though.

 

The premise here isn't to insult a religion, or to be inflammatory at at all, I didn't know Christianity had prohibitions against images of their prophet the way other religions might.  We can make it all better for you tho, I hereby decree that the graven image of the Christ, aforeto referred to as "Jesus", shall hence forth, immediately, and irrevocably, be replaced with that of an adult bearded male with shoulder length hair, adorned in classical robes, be of nondescript ethic origins, and referred to by the moniker, "Buddy". 

Simpatico?

[Ond]

.

[Le Chuck]

AMAZEBALLS!

My first entry, I'm calling it "The Last Battle"

[Malenko]

The premise here isn't to insult a religion, or to be inflammatory at at all, I didn't know Christianity had prohibitions against images of their prophet the way other religions might.  We can make it all better for you tho, I hereby decree that the graven image of the Christ, aforeto referred to as "Jesus", shall hence forth, immediately, and irrevocably, be replaced with that of an adult bearded male with shoulder length hair, adorned in classical robes, be of nondescript ethic origins, and referred to by the moniker, "Buddy". 

Simpatico?

That just reminds me of this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/
Not going to hot link the image because it isnt safe for work, unless youre awesome like me and control the content filter and have your own office.

[DeLuSioNal29]

So, what's this for exactly LeChuck?

[yotsuya]

I like the fact it looks less like Jesus and more like Billy Mitchell.

[Le Chuck]

So, what's this for exactly LeChuck?

For?

I like the fact it looks less like Jesus and more like Billy Mitchell.

Well it looks exactly like Buddy so there

[Vigo]

I'd be more worried about offending the Church of Dinosaur. Their lawyers are real Carnivores. After the fruity pebbles incident of Church of Dinosaur V Post Holdings, Inc. & Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc., Neither Fred nor Barney may be depicted operating or sliding down the tail of a Brontosaurus crane.

[Ond]

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[PL1]

I like the fact it looks less like Jesus and more like Billy Mitchell.

To truly convey the Billy Mitchell vibe, you need to add an American flag tie.   


Scott

[Vigo]

I like the fact it looks less like Jesus and more like Billy Mitchell.

To truly convey the Billy Mitchell vibe, you need to add an American flag tie.   


Scott

The raptor riding "buddy" Mitchell can also have a bazooka that fires hot sauce.

[Ond]

.

[Deadpool]

I'd do it myself but it has to be legit so I'm letting this bad boy out into the wild. Somebody run with it and rule the internet:

A velociraptor riding a Jesus/centaur whilst firing a bazooka at a T Rex in a mariachi outfit.

Boom. Mind blown.

Here you go..lol Equally as awesome...lol