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eds1275:
Here is how I think it should have gone
Transformers 1: war of cybertron
transformers 2: escape from cybertron, battle in space, crash the ark into the volcano
transformers 3: volcano erupts, reboots transformers, they take their modern/earthly forms and establish themselves on the planet. Humans finally make an appearance.
transformers 4, the one that came out in the 80's.

Also they would look like robots, not just a bunch of wire and garbage.

BadMouth:

--- Quote from: eds1275 on August 18, 2014, 05:34:18 am ---Also they would look like robots, not just a bunch of wire and garbage.

--- End quote ---

That's what gets me. I want to see parts shifting into different positions like the original toys transforming.
With the current way, they might as well be made out of liquid metal like the robot in terminator 2.
There's nothing clever about it.
Truck>swarm of garbage>robot.

ChadTower:

Don't go see TMNT then. Shredder was basically a Michael Bay Transformer. Only dumber.

Le Chuck:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on August 18, 2014, 09:56:30 am ---
Don't go see TMNT then. Shredder was basically a Michael Bay Transformer. Only dumber.

--- End quote ---

Yeah, Shredder was a GIANT disappointment. I mean, they introduced him with his mask off - which ruins the whole idea, and then give him the most ridiculous costume ever. So magnetic homing knives. ---fudgesicle---. That was just aweful.

The turtles themselves I rather liked but of course like anything Bay it fell prey to the "let's throw so much action on the screen you can't tell what the ---fudgesicle--- is happening" mentality.

And why the ---fudgesicle--- was the movie about April? She's the supporting ---goshdarn--- character. It's like they made an Austin Powers movie staring Basil Exposition. Jeebus.

ChadTower:

Might want to spoiler tag the part about Shredder's costume. It's the only surprise in that god awful movie.

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