I'm sorry about your roadblock, however your post made me spit my coffee out laughing. The TV sitcom, video game obsessed husband brings home yet another cabinet, tries to sneak it into the basement while his wife is out shopping, can't fit it through the door, pulls out the tape measure, measures it, stomps and swears, lightbulb goes off over his head, cut to scene of giant holes in the wall made in a hasty attempt to get it in there before the wife gets home, husband turns around covered in debrit, standing face to face with wife, who appears near a nervous breakdown, head 4 seconds from exploding, cut to commercial.
Classic.