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Die Hard 5: Couldn't Give a F*** trying to make a film anymore Review

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Vigo:

--- Quote from: yotsuya on July 12, 2013, 09:59:29 pm ---I have to confess that I've never seen any Die Hard movie.

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Not to give spoilers, but the Carl Winslow from Family Matters is in the first two movies. He plays (Surprise!) a cop. It was an even more dynamic performance than when he played a cop on Ghostbusters.

Carl coulda saved the 5th movie. He would have fit in, because half of the stuff the bad guys used could have been invented by urkel.

SNAAKE:
I liked DH4

*slowly backs away*

knave:
It was totally more unrealistic (lol less realistic) than the other movies...but c'mon Bruce being a Bada$$, I saw it at our local $3 theater and was entertained. Driving a truck off a chopper...Ha!

I guess after 4 I knew it was going to be over the top...kinda like expendables 2. This was just one of those action movies that has no artistic merit but is entertaining.

HaRuMaN:

--- Quote from: yotsuya on July 12, 2013, 09:59:29 pm ---I have to confess that I've never seen any Die Hard movie.

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Malenko:

--- Quote from: danny_galaga on July 15, 2013, 06:12:20 am ---
The first is a classic. I've seen the others but honestly can't remember them much, except that the 4th was the silliest...

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1= Los Angeles / Nakatomi Plaza, synopsis: NY cop does a ton of awesome ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- on Xmas Eve to kill terrorists and shout Yipee Kai yay mother ---smurf---. Despite operating outside of his jurisdiction, no charges are filed.

2= Washington DC,Dulles International,  synopsis: Bad ass cop returns, kills more terrorists and creates a very expense and deadly landing strip.Despite operating outside of his jurisdiction, no charges are filed.

3= New York, Synopsis : McClaine teams up with Nick Fury (code name Zeus) solving simple riddles to stop another terrorist from stealing gold in garbage trucks.

4= DC, Synopsis:US Marshall Raylen Givens tries to steal the social security fund before John McClaine buys a Macbook from the Mac kid to stop him. Uses a car to defy physics and take down da choppah. Despite operating outside of his jurisdiction, no charges are filed.

5= Russia, Synopsis: John's kid who we've never seen before is suddenly an adult spy/covert op and has the same terrible aim as his dad as they frolic in the nuclear wasteland and bond through repetitive catch phrases and bad jokes. Despite operating outside of his jurisdiction (and in this case country), no charges are filed.

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