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Die Hard 5: Couldn't Give a F*** trying to make a film anymore Review
DickTurpin:
Where do I start?
Awful. Abysmal. Badly filmed. Shoddy camerawork. Poor special effects. Bad acting. Even worse script. Massive plot holes. Music too loud so you can't hear the actors. Not even fixed in the sound mix.
Music wrong. How many times do we need to be told John is on holiday in Russia? ?
Oh look there's my son. I will go chase him with a reinforce armour-plated truck. Just drive over yon motorway like I'm in a monster truck. I'm an American cop that should be fine with the Russians who love the US so damn much.
Break into a nuclear power plant you say? Chernobyl you say? And all we have to do is use this smoke machine from an 80s disco ? No radiation. No poisoning. I wish global warming could be solved so easily.
And famine. And war.
Were not going to grow three heads are we? Damn right not Jack. I love you pops. I love you son.
That Asian girl was bad wasn't she she sure was Jackie. The END.
'Can I have my XXXXX Million dollars now please ?' Bruce Willis.
Basically if you haven't seen it don't. I can't watch any of them now because its ruined it for me.
:badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood:
whammoed:
Die Hard 5? What the hell are you talking about? There is only 1 Die Hard movie. I watch it every Christmas Eve.
ark_ader:
--- Quote from: DickTurpin on July 10, 2013, 05:55:41 pm ---Where do I start?
Awful. Abysmal. Badly filmed. Shoddy camerawork. Poor special effects. Bad acting. Even worse script. Massive plot holes. Music too loud so you can't hear the actors. Not even fixed in the sound mix.
Music wrong. How many times do we need to be told John is on holiday in Russia? ?
Oh look there's my son. I will go chase him with a reinforce armour-plated truck. Just drive over yon motorway like I'm in a monster truck. I'm an American cop that should be fine with the Russians who love the US so damn much.
Break into a nuclear power plant you say? Chernobyl you say? And all we have to do is use this smoke machine from an 80s disco ? No radiation. No poisoning. I wish global warming could be solved so easily.
And famine. And war.
Were not going to grow three heads are we? Damn right not Jack. I love you pops. I love you son.
That Asian girl was bad wasn't she she sure was Jackie. The END.
'Can I have my XXXXX Million dollars now please ?' Bruce Willis.
Basically if you haven't seen it don't. I can't watch any of them now because its ruined it for me.
:badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood: :badmood:
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It is your own fault. Die Hard 4 should have told you the sell by date.
Will you see Die with a Hardon 6?
Me thinks you will. :lol
SNAAKE:
after a 20 minute car chase, willis crashe his car in the middle of a highway and walks away without a scratch :laugh2:
SavannahLion:
--- Quote from: SNAAKE on July 10, 2013, 10:03:21 pm ---after a 20 minute car chase, willis crashe his car in the middle of a highway and walks away without a scratch :laugh2:
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clearly someone liked the A-Team.
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