The only stupid idea is the one you dont suggest or ask about. Good words. Remember them.
Now, I am a bit biased, but automating the monitor turning is the only way to go, IMHO.
I mean, picture this:
You have a party or some friends over to check out your new self-made arcade.
Somebody picks a vertical game.
Which is cooler?
(1): You say, "Hold on a minute whilst I turn this screen with this ingenious crank"
-OR-
(2) The screen turns automatically while your friends say "ohhh" and "awww".
Not putting anybody down, I have seen some really neat projects that have manual monitor turn on them. And they are great.
So the decision is yours.
Now, in defense of the printer port, it's not really that much of a PITA if you take what others have done on here to heart, and design your system around it.
Of course most newer computers dont have LPT ports on them, so my argument is lost in most cases (dam you IBM, Bill Gates, or whoever.)
There has been much work done (only a small fraction by me, so I'm not patting myself on the back) by folks to make the printer port an easy, cheap way to access real world IO.
But whatever route you go, it will be ok with us. We just want to see your ideas.