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Title: Crap! I am getting old .
Post by: daywane on November 16, 2005, 09:01:45 am
I just flat refused to shave for 4 days.
I decided to shave last night. MY WISKERS WERE GRAY!!!  :'(
No kidding, I never knew. I looked at my wife and asked if she noticed.
YEP she was afraid to tell me  :-\

I turn 41 in march
some one shoot me now
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Post by: Harry Potter on November 16, 2005, 09:03:58 am
*BANG*
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Post by: Stingray on November 16, 2005, 09:17:18 am
At 35 I find the occasional grey hair now and then. At least I still have hair.

-S
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Post by: Sephroth57 on November 16, 2005, 09:26:21 am
i actually just pulled out a single gray hair from my head today, im 21 lol
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Post by: Goz on November 16, 2005, 09:26:37 am
I'm 36 and am skipping grey and going straight to white hair. kinda trippy
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Post by: daywane on November 16, 2005, 09:45:10 am
I went from toe head to brown now my facial hair to gray and balding
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Post by: RayB on November 16, 2005, 09:46:59 am
You're 41 and didn't know you were old?  ???
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Post by: patrickl on November 16, 2005, 09:48:54 am
I'm 36 and I have been getting the random grey hair for years. The grey hairs are gaining ground though :(

You know what makes me feel old. We have an au-pair in the house and when I explain to her what Galaga is and then I realize she wasn't born when I was playing games on those machines.
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Post by: Sephroth57 on November 16, 2005, 09:51:33 am
au-pair??
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Post by: Stingray on November 16, 2005, 09:53:10 am
au-pair??

I think it's some kind of cheese. ;)

-S
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Post by: Sephroth57 on November 16, 2005, 09:54:18 am
ah ok
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Post by: RayB on November 16, 2005, 09:55:00 am
au-pair??

I think that's his live-in mistress.
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Post by: Stingray on November 16, 2005, 09:57:03 am
au-pair??

I think that's his live-in mistress.


But she's covered in cheese, right?

-S ;)
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Post by: Goz on November 16, 2005, 09:59:39 am
What... no bacon?
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Post by: ChadTower on November 16, 2005, 10:01:37 am
I went and hung out with some of my HS friends one day this summer, hadn't seen them in years.
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Post by: patrickl on November 16, 2005, 10:05:27 am
au-pair??

I think that's his live-in mistress.


But she's covered in cheese, right?

-S ;)
Well, some are live-in cheesecake.
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Post by: AC. on November 16, 2005, 10:43:44 am
au-pair??

I think it's some kind of cheese. ;)

-S

It depends on what kind of cheese.  It COULD have been born when Galaga was still in the arcades.  But I didn't think cheese really played games.
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Post by: AC. on November 16, 2005, 10:46:40 am
Im 35, I've had a few gray hairs for about 10 years.  But old age is always 10 years older than I am.
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Post by: Sephroth57 on November 16, 2005, 10:51:13 am
over 30 is old imo =p
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Post by: ChadTower on November 16, 2005, 10:57:28 am
30 is old for now.
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Post by: AtomSmasher on November 16, 2005, 11:00:48 am
I'm 25 and have only found 1 grey hair.  One thing thats odd is I have dark brown hair but when I grow a beard it comes in red...wtf is up with that.
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Post by: Stingray on November 16, 2005, 11:02:28 am
over 30 is old imo =p

As soon as I remember where I left my walker I'm coming over there to kick your ass.

-S
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Post by: ChadTower on November 16, 2005, 11:07:04 am
I'm 25 and have only found 1 grey hair.
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Post by: missioncontrol on November 16, 2005, 12:06:37 pm
I get the occasional grey hair on my chin when I don't shave and it sticks out badly even though my hair is red
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Post by: MinerAl on November 16, 2005, 12:29:54 pm
I'm 34 and have had slowly encroaching white hair for 10 years.  Started at the temples and has been going back and up ever since.  (safe here because we're dorks reference: Reed Richards) (hbo reference: Pauly Walnuts)

The weird thing (at first anyway, now I'm used to it) the brown hair was curly.  The white hair that I assume is growing out of the same folicles is straight.

All quite mysterious.

I'm gonna be an awesome Santa as soon as the beard stops being red, brown, and blonde.

Please resume your discussion of cheesecake.  Sorry to have interrupted :)
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Post by: allroy1975 on November 16, 2005, 12:35:23 pm
I shave every monday.  As I've got blonde hair, I don't see grey.  I'll go bald before I go gray.  But so far it's haning in there. 

being blonde is nice because for the most part our facial hair doesn't grow very fast.  I love shaving once a week.

Allroy
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Post by: Jabba on November 16, 2005, 12:37:23 pm
I'm 39, and got quite a few grey ones.

But I'm not worried....

But when the pubes start turning grey, thats when you know you are old!
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Post by: missioncontrol on November 16, 2005, 12:39:30 pm
oh yea, wife also laughs at me cause I have hair groing out mf my ears now and other weird places
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Post by: Stingray on November 16, 2005, 12:39:56 pm
I love shaving once a week.



After a week, I've got pretty much a full beard.

-S
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Post by: missioncontrol on November 16, 2005, 12:40:45 pm
I can get away with shaving once a week  :P
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Post by: Clonedsheep on November 16, 2005, 12:48:55 pm
oh yea, wife also laughs at me cause I have hair groing out mf my ears now and other weird places

Yeah my hair started getting lazy as it didn't want to travel to the top as much. So it's starting to come out the ears. I bit the bullet a few months ago and shaved the dome. I wouldn't have minded gray hair but I refuse to walk around with a hair horseshoe. I'm only 31. Say cheese  :P
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Post by: ChadTower on November 16, 2005, 01:21:23 pm
After a week, I've got pretty much a full beard.

Same here, which is why I stopped trying and grew the beard.  My skin doesn't deal well with daily shaving.
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Post by: Stingray on November 16, 2005, 01:39:19 pm
Well you know, being the lazy slacker that I am, I'd love to quit shaving and just grow a beard, but it starts to drive me crazy after about two weeks, by the time I've had it for a month I can't take it any more and shave it off.

-S
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Post by: Jabba on November 16, 2005, 01:42:30 pm
Well you know, being the lazy slacker that I am, I'd love to quit shaving and just grow a beard, but it starts to drive me crazy after about two weeks, by the time I've had it for a month I can't take it any more and shave it off.

-S

Same here...Plus, I get better sex when its shaven off... ;D
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Post by: MameJunkie on November 16, 2005, 01:42:56 pm
Probably take me a month or two to grow a beard.
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Post by: ChadTower on November 16, 2005, 01:44:45 pm
Same here...Plus, I get better sex when its shaven off... ;D

But what about your beard?
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Post by: GGKoul on November 16, 2005, 01:57:42 pm
I'm 32 and I dont care what colour the hair is as along as its still hair on my head.
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Post by: ErikRuud on November 16, 2005, 03:55:40 pm
I also turn 41 in march.

I have a scattering of gray hairs, but no bald spots, and only a slight receding at the temples.

You know what, I don't care.

I can't do anything about my age.  I could do something about the hair, but I'd rather spend the money on other things.  If it starts to really fall out, I'll just shave my head.

My health I do care about so I am working out three or four times a week.  I have a Karate class once a week plus practice at home three or four days a week.


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Post by: AC. on November 16, 2005, 04:16:11 pm
Ok Ok, thats enough. We need to stop swapping the Cosmo stories and get back to the Cheesecake forum.   ;D
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Post by: Jess-- on November 16, 2005, 04:26:36 pm
I turn 30 in a few days, no greys yet, I seem to have inherited a lot from my dad so if my hair goes like his I will still have a full head of hair with no greys at 55
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Post by: Clonedsheep on November 16, 2005, 04:46:08 pm
I turn 30 in a few days, no greys yet, I seem to have inherited a lot from my dad so if my hair goes like his I will still have a full head of hair with no greys at 55

you lucky bastard
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Post by: MameMaster! on November 16, 2005, 04:46:57 pm
....I try not to fret about the fact I'm 37 and my hair is thinning.

I'm going to a "gentleman's club" tomorrow w/a co worker.

Getting drunk with a 19 year old on your lap always feels good and makes me forget I'm almost 20 years older than these "dancers!"......  :P
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Post by: AC. on November 16, 2005, 04:52:24 pm
I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.
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Post by: Clonedsheep on November 16, 2005, 04:52:51 pm
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Post by: MameMaster! on November 16, 2005, 05:17:41 pm
I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.

well...when you're married....you go when you're wife is going out with the ladies!.....
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Post by: AC. on November 16, 2005, 05:30:21 pm
Watch out for the "stripper smell" and the glitter.
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Post by: MameJunkie on November 16, 2005, 05:40:34 pm
Gentleman' Club ...  I seem to end up at a dive titty bar.
A buddy of mine will tend to spill gas on himself afterwards to get rid of the baby power smell.  (Yea, my buddy isn't the sharpest tool in the shead)
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Post by: MameMaster! on November 16, 2005, 07:55:27 pm
Watch out for the "stripper smell" and the glitter.

.....MMMM......stripper smell and glitter. I love that smell.....  :-*
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Post by: ChadTower on November 16, 2005, 08:07:48 pm

Amateurs.

You come home covered in glitter and stripper smell and then eff your wife until her teeth are loose.

That way she doesn't mind when you hit the nudie bar.
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Post by: saint on November 16, 2005, 10:17:39 pm
Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.
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Post by: missioncontrol on November 16, 2005, 11:29:41 pm
Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.

but what if they are all dead? what kind of sign is that?  :-\
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Post by: AC. on November 17, 2005, 12:55:16 am
Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.

REALLY?  Thank God! 
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Post by: More Cowbell on November 17, 2005, 09:38:08 am
I started losing my hair at 22 (yes, my mom's side men were all bald, dammit!). So now that I'm 35, I'm finally starting to look my age since I've looked 35 for the last 13 years. On the upside of hair loss, easy to get ready in the morning since I have the shaved thing going. Roll out of bed and look like you're going to look the rest of the day, bald.
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Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 09:45:04 am
I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.

Despite what you may have been told, this is not a "gentleman's club". ;)

-S
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Post by: Harry Potter on November 17, 2005, 09:46:46 am
It is in New Zealand
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Post by: AC. on November 17, 2005, 11:07:53 am
I don't think Ive ever actually planned on going to a "gentleman's club" - I just somehow end up being there drunk past midnight.

Despite what you may have been told, this is not a "gentleman's club". ;)

-S
LOL - Well, not THAT drunk.
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Post by: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 12:09:59 pm

What about the people who want to get drunk and shoot things instead of see naked chicks?
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Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 12:10:59 pm

What about the people who want to get drunk and shoot things instead of see naked chicks?

Most of them move to Oklahoma.

-S
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Post by: daywane on November 17, 2005, 01:46:52 pm

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but what if they are all dead? what kind of sign is that?
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Post by: daywane on November 17, 2005, 01:48:38 pm
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But when the pubes start turning grey, thats when you know you are old!
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I will have to ask my wife.
Have not seen mine in 4 years  :-[
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Post by: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 01:50:36 pm

When you can't see your own junk you really, REALLY need to lose some weight.

Unless, of course, he means he hasn't seen his wife in four years, in which case, congrats.

Unless, of course, he means he hasn't seen his wife or his junk in four years, which may or may not mean his wife left and took his junk with her.
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Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 02:53:57 pm

Unless, of course, he means he hasn't seen his wife or his junk in four years, which may or may not mean his wife left and took his junk with her.

She probably came to Oklahoma. If I see her, I'll send your regards.

-S
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Post by: ChadTower on November 17, 2005, 02:57:59 pm

Don't send regards, send dude back his junk.
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Post by: Stingray on November 17, 2005, 03:55:05 pm
Not unless she's willing to pack it for me.

-S
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Post by: whammoed on November 17, 2005, 03:59:10 pm
Baldness (or lack thereof) is an X-chromosome dominate trait - in other words, if you want to know if you're going to go bald or not, look at the men on your mom's side of the family.
This is somewhat of an "old school" belief that isn't entirely true.  Seems it is more complex than that.  I always questioned it just because I have seen so many father and sons with similar balding.
Here is one link on the matter:
http://www.stophairlossnow.co.uk/Genetics_of_Hair_Loss.htm
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Post by: fredster on November 17, 2005, 04:09:32 pm
You young punks. I'm 44 and I still have my blond hair.  It's receeding a little more, but it's still there.

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Post by: DrewKaree on November 19, 2005, 10:48:43 pm
I started losing my hair at 22 (yes, my mom's side men were all bald, dammit!). So now that I'm 35, I'm finally starting to look my age since I've looked 35 for the last 13 years. On the upside of hair loss, easy to get ready in the morning since I have the shaved thing going. Roll out of bed and look like you're going to look the rest of the day, bald.

BALD, JERRY!  BALD!
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Post by: Santoro on November 20, 2005, 02:41:11 pm
Hey, I  thought I was like to oldest guy in here at 40.    We should revive that old "how old are you' thread.
 

You young punks. I'm 44 and I still have my blond hair. It's receeding a little more, but it's still there.
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Post by: fredster on November 20, 2005, 09:29:32 pm
If I remember right, you're from Canada.  So you are like 33 in the US.  (that's the exchange rate)