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Title: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 22, 2005, 03:22:24 pm
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Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Zakk on October 22, 2005, 04:25:55 pm
I don't know who exatly pwnes them, but I'd return them to the store, they look like they were in the bargain bin.

But ooh!  I didn't know Fender was re-releasing the classic 'duct-tape' bass!  Nice!

Title: Re: pwned
Post by: shmokes on October 22, 2005, 04:43:17 pm
Did you get any gay sex?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 22, 2005, 04:46:23 pm
lol thats dougs custom bass, he built it himself =P

obviously duct tape is a vital component
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 22, 2005, 04:53:32 pm
Did you get any gay sex?
Why do you think they're lined up tallest to shortest. Seph's very methodical in that respect.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 22, 2005, 05:32:08 pm
That goofy bucked teeth chick looks like she has some impressive hooters.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 22, 2005, 05:40:12 pm
Groupies aren't what they used to be
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 22, 2005, 05:41:50 pm
Hey, whats Seph got in his hand?

I think it might be a rubber for all the gay sex he is about to enjoy.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 22, 2005, 05:46:16 pm
lol thats a cookie someone made for adams birthday. and yeah theyre big.. shes my friend with benefits lol
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 22, 2005, 05:52:41 pm
Hey, whats Seph got in his hand?

I think it might be a rubber for all the gay sex he is about to enjoy.
Eeeewww. He uses one rubber on all them blokes?  :-X

You can't be that broke.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 22, 2005, 06:03:17 pm
and yeah theyre big.. shes my friend with benefits lol
I should have guessed it, what with the red hair and all.... Have you got a naked pic of her you can post?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 22, 2005, 07:13:03 pm

That's the chick you've been telling me about?  Nice rack, but with teeth like that, keep it zipped before it gets chomped off.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: USSEnterprise on October 22, 2005, 08:23:56 pm
what does pwned mean?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 09:12:34 pm
THAT is your friend with benefits?  Man, you are sinking ever lower.

If she didn't have those owls, she'd be a "nice personality" chick.

It's only a matter of time before you tell us you're gay.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: JoyMonkey on October 22, 2005, 09:23:39 pm
I've always suspected that about half of the guys here are in-closet gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 22, 2005, 09:41:58 pm
eh thats a bad picture, although i admit shes a butterface shes truely the nicest girl ive ever met, does everything for me. but yeah the 36ds are a nice distraction though

yeah incase you didnt figure out from my ranting on friday, thats doug and adam from halifax =p

we ended up going back to the studio they were stayin at that night, drinkin , wandering the streets of hoboken at 5am (not smart, lol) and going to some ghetto diner there. oh and we went in probably the shadiest and scariest bar ive ever seen, straight out of a movie with the fat black guy sellin drugs outside and a bunch of bald fat biker guys inside. we needed to buy some beer, we ended up buyin a couple 6 packs of bud for 7.50 each!! what BS, oh and the cans smelt like someone literally wiped their ass on them, so everytime you took a drink you smelled it lol
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 22, 2005, 09:42:22 pm
THAT is your friend with benefits? Man, you are sinking ever lower.
Nahh man, let her hair down, put her in a pretty dress, apply some tasteful makeup and get her to smile different and there could be a real babe there...,
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 09:46:30 pm
I've always suspected that about half of the guys here are in-closet gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I've always suspected Seph was, and that he's got an Irish love-buddy.  Everyone else seems ALMOST normal.  Not that there's anything wrong with that either.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 22, 2005, 09:52:04 pm
THAT is your friend with benefits? Man, you are sinking ever lower.
Nahh man, let her hair down, put her in a pretty dress, apply some tasteful makeup and get her to smile different and there could be a real babe there...,

I found one of her in a dress, and it doesn't look like she's got ANY makeup on....different smile......I've gotta disagree with you on this one.  This is in the light too, so mebbe that's what's throwing you off. 































Title: Re: pwned
Post by: USSEnterprise on October 22, 2005, 09:55:22 pm
I saw someone who looked like that at a Star Trek Convention. But it was a man, I think.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: SirPeale on October 22, 2005, 11:30:05 pm
Naw, man...definitely a bad picture.  She can stop by and say hi anytime.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 22, 2005, 11:35:28 pm
yeah really, wheres your pics of your non commitment sex chicks? =p
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: duffjr on October 23, 2005, 03:44:49 am
we need a front shot.  i can't see how many tires she has.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 23, 2005, 01:08:07 pm
Naw, man...definitely a bad picture.  She can stop by and say hi anytime.

You can give that horse a carrot, but Mr Ed was the only talking horse.

And Seph, no one wants to actually be SEEN with yer mom, much less have their picture taken with her.

(c'mon, seriously, you didn't see that one coming?  It BEGGED to be said!)
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 23, 2005, 01:41:48 pm
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 23, 2005, 01:49:32 pm
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???
Paige rides both every day?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 23, 2005, 01:52:21 pm
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???
Paige rides both every day?

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

nice one

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: SirPeale on October 23, 2005, 04:23:05 pm
we need a front shot.  i can't see how many tires she has.

Yes.  Please post more pictures.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on October 23, 2005, 05:12:33 pm
THAT is your friend with benefits?  Man, you are sinking ever lower.

If she didn't have those owls, she'd be a "nice personality" chick.

It's only a matter of time before you tell us you're gay.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Patiently waits for Drew to post pic of his wife...]


/mrC
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 23, 2005, 05:18:07 pm
yeah really, wheres your pics of your non commitment sex chicks? =p
I had posted a pic of a blow-up doll as a reply to this but the pic has mysteriously vanished.....

Perhaps saint has more use for it than I do.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: cholin on October 23, 2005, 06:26:17 pm
What does Seph's mom and mopeds have in common???
Paige rides both every day?

LMAO, man I missed this place :D  Surely you can do better than that broad though...
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: shmokes on October 23, 2005, 06:54:00 pm
Ya know...she might be pretty hot and just have an unfortunate smile.  Look at Jessica Simpson.  Sometimes, when her eyebrows are under control and her mouth is closed she can be downright smokin'

bring it bones....  ;)
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Grasshopper on October 23, 2005, 07:03:52 pm
It would also help if someone could Photoshop out the red eyes.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: duffjr on October 23, 2005, 08:58:05 pm
and close her mouth, lower her eyebrows, and put on something that matches.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 23, 2005, 10:49:13 pm
lol, if i wasnt one of those people who really dont give a crap i would be pretty offended. I post some pic of me and friends with some guys from a band, and youre critisizing a girl youve seen 1 picture of. before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 23, 2005, 11:16:37 pm
I really shouldn't post all three of them together in one pic as you suggest

 ;D
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 23, 2005, 11:30:50 pm
lol, if i wasnt one of those people who really dont give a crap i would be pretty offended.

Methinks you care a little. 

The reply below leads me to believe you're startin' to get worked up over it....plus your "what should I do with my ex" thread tells us if you really liked her, it wouldn't matter what we said, you wouldn't listen anyhoo.  We've picked your scab of "FTW am I doing?" and you're outta Band-Aids ;) ;D

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I post some pic of me and friends with some guys from a band, and youre critisizing a girl youve seen 1 picture of. before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 23, 2005, 11:45:36 pm
lol, if i wasnt one of those people who really dont give a crap i would be pretty offended. I post some pic of me and friends with some guys from a band, and youre critisizing a girl youve seen 1 picture of. before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see

Oh, and why are you more upset at our opinion of your sex-only partners than your screw-your-fellow-human-being policy about returning busted stuff to a store?  And I highly doubt there's anyone here who's married....that meant they CHOSE to "sex up" that person.....who would give 2 flips what anyone here thought of their spouse. 

Last time I told Bones I was considering posting a pic of my wife, he had this to say:

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

Title: Re: pwned
Post by: duffjr on October 24, 2005, 12:14:41 am
i think "she looks good naked" would suffice.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 24, 2005, 12:16:33 am
i think "she looks good naked" would suffice.

I need more evidence to come up with that conclusion......

If in fact there are such pictures feel free to send the evidence to my gmail account in which you can find in my profile.

 ;D
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 24, 2005, 01:57:28 am
I think Seph might actually be in love and is fighting this realisation. We should be nice to him, don't want to offend him or the mother of his future children.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 24, 2005, 02:04:04 am
I thought congress enacted a law stating Seph shall not be allowed to spawn children

The Seph Sterilization Act

if this law is not in place call your congressman and get this bill on the table.

This may be the one thing that our politacal BYOACers will agree on.  :o
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 24, 2005, 04:39:45 am
before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see
OK, OK....
Mrs Bones, 7 months pregnant at the time with little Harley who is now 2 years old.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 07:19:23 am
before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see
OK, OK....
Mrs Bones, 7 months pregnant at the time with little Harley who is now 2 years old.

I dunno....the pic she sent me is better than that one Bones.  Although I don't think you can post that one even in the cheesecake threads ;)

Yours has too much clothing cluttering it up ;D
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 24, 2005, 09:46:17 am
Hmmm..... Drew's the only smart arse to make comment. You guys must have marginally more respect than I originally thought you had.

[McBain]Or maybe you are all just homosexual.[/McBain]
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 24, 2005, 10:01:09 am
I'm sure that everyone here regularly has sex with women who are so hot that things spontaniously combust as they walk through the room. We're just a big pack of love monkeys after all.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 10:06:29 am
I'm sure that everyone here regularly has sex with women who are so hot that things spontaniously combust as they walk through the room. We're just a big pack of love monkeys after all.

-S

Does that make this a love shack, baby love shack?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 24, 2005, 10:10:15 am
I'm sure that everyone here regularly has sex with women who are so hot that things spontaniously combust as they walk through the room. We're just a big pack of love monkeys after all.

-S

Does that make this a love shack, baby love shack?

That sounds right to me.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 10:14:25 am
Someone should put a painted sign at the side of the road.  This place was kinda hard to find.  'specially with my big-as-a-whale car.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 24, 2005, 10:50:02 am

Why is Bones posting pics of my noncommitment sex chick?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: shmokes on October 24, 2005, 11:17:23 am
My wife is a hottie....but she'd probably divorce me if I put her picture on "my message board" (as she calls it).
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 11:29:45 am
We could start our own reality show.  BYOAC Wife Swap. 

I wonder if they'd want to be traded to someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 24, 2005, 11:35:49 am
...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 

Every time I mention this board I get an odd reaction from Mrs. Stingray. She seems to be at once comforted and disturbed that there is an online community of people who are every bit as strange as I am.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 11:39:35 am
...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 

Every time I mention this board I get an odd reaction from Mrs. Stingray. She seems to be at once comforted and disturbed that there is an online community of people who are every bit as strange as I am.

-S

What's your answer when she gives you the question "what do you guys talk about?  It can't be about those games all the time"? 

I can tell that saying "pR0n" all the time isn't the answer she's looking for
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 24, 2005, 11:41:55 am
...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though? 

Every time I mention this board I get an odd reaction from Mrs. Stingray. She seems to be at once comforted and disturbed that there is an online community of people who are every bit as strange as I am.

-S

What's your answer when she gives you the question "what do you guys talk about?  It can't be about those games all the time"? 

I can tell that saying "pR0n" all the time isn't the answer she's looking for

I told her that I spend a lot of time dropping the old double winkie in DrewKaree's direction, but she doesn't seem to buy that story.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 11:43:53 am
Can this be Mrs DK?  Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore.  I told her I'm not the boss of you.  She looked at me strangely.  Wimmins ::)
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 24, 2005, 11:47:04 am
Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore. 

She's not the boss of me either.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 11:49:06 am
Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore. 

She's not the boss of me either.

-S

What kind of look do you think THAT'S gonna get me?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 24, 2005, 11:51:37 am
Probably one that's significantly less sexy than the one in the picture you just posted.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Havok on October 24, 2005, 12:30:04 pm
Can this be Mrs DK?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 24, 2005, 12:31:19 pm
Oh, and my wife doesn't want you talking about your winkie to me anymore. 

She's not the boss of me either.

-S
You say that now
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 24, 2005, 01:15:45 pm
We could start our own reality show.  BYOAC Wife Swap.

Can we swap wives for cabs?  What good is parting with the current wife if you have to put up with someone else's?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 01:29:43 pm
Swapping wives for cabs sounds like a bad idea too.  Everyone'll end up thinking they got shafted in the deal.  One guy loses all his cabs and the other guy....well, nevermind.  Anyone got any cabs they wanna trade for a wife?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 24, 2005, 04:25:40 pm
as for the wife swap thing what arcades machines are you willing to give me for her.....
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 24, 2005, 04:28:16 pm
...someone who may or may not be more nuts than their own husband though?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 24, 2005, 05:13:48 pm
My wife is a hottie....but she'd probably divorce me if I put her picture on "my message board" (as she calls it).
And I was like;
"Hey Bones chick, you got a picture of you I can show my arcade geek mates?"
"No, it doesn't have to be a naked one....."

Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Clonedsheep on October 24, 2005, 05:16:07 pm
Yes it does. PM me
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 24, 2005, 05:21:47 pm
And I was like;
"Hey Bones chick, you got a picture of you I can show my arcade geek mates?"
"No, it doesn't have to be a naked one....."

I totally disagree with you on that.........
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: SirPeale on October 24, 2005, 06:36:46 pm
as for the wife swap thing what arcades machines are you willing to give me for her.....

$1.84 and a half can of 'Pringles.'

I post some pic of me and friends with some guys from a band, and youre critisizing a girl youve seen 1 picture of. before anyone else says anything post 1 pic of your wife/gf/sexfriend and lets see

Hey, I think she's pretty fine.  And I stated as such.  And I demanded you post MORE pictures of her, and you have yet to comply with those demands.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 24, 2005, 08:45:55 pm

I dogged on her, but it should be noted I'd hit it, go home, hold the sausage hostage 4x/day for the next week just so I could go back and hit it again with much stamina.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 24, 2005, 11:56:19 pm
I found some directions in pikshur form for the less educated, or for when words are too hard to read, like after 17 too many drinks ;D
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 25, 2005, 04:20:49 am
Seph's gone pretty quiet around these parts.....
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: SirPeale on October 25, 2005, 08:14:18 am
Seph's gone pretty quiet around these parts.....

*shakes fist* he better be getting those other photos!
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Havok on October 25, 2005, 08:47:50 am
Seph's gone pretty quiet around these parts.....

*shakes fist* he better be getting those other photos!

of "ur mom" ?

 ;D
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 25, 2005, 08:57:26 am

Of his mom...

...it takes a lot of negotiations, setting up a helicopter for aerial shots.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Jabba on October 25, 2005, 09:01:29 am
No wonder Seph's not back, ragging on his mom like that. You know what they say of speaking bad ill of someone's mom!!!
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 25, 2005, 09:07:58 am

They say you can save someone the trip to her house?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 25, 2005, 02:57:51 pm

Just got back from Seph's house... his mom is hot.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/weges13/dunkin-donuts.jpg)
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 25, 2005, 02:59:27 pm
 :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: shmokes on October 25, 2005, 03:11:03 pm
See what I mean.  Clearly Stingray means that smiley as, "I am on the verge of vomiting."  But people often use it as, "I am on the verge of lauging."

Mods, is there anyway people can like, get a warning for the first time they use that smiley, and then permanently banned after that?
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 25, 2005, 03:11:49 pm
That wasn't me using that smilie, I was too busy vomiting.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 25, 2005, 03:12:27 pm
See what I mean.  Clearly Stingray means that smiley as, "I am on the verge of vomiting."  But people often use it as, "I am on the verge of lauging."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 25, 2005, 03:29:15 pm
See what I mean.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: xar256 on October 25, 2005, 08:59:46 pm
I don't know guys...I think some of you are spending a little too much time in the Cheesecake thread.  ;)
I gotta go with Peale on this one.  She looks like she a hottie to me.
I put my vote in for 'it's a bad pic'  POST MORE PICS!!!!!  :angel:

Xar256 ;D
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 25, 2005, 09:55:09 pm
I put my vote in for 'it's a bad pic'
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 25, 2005, 10:00:54 pm
I put my vote in for 'it's a bad pic'  POST MORE PICS!!!!!  :angel:

Xar256 ;D
Me too. I want to see some exposed "friend with benefits" hooters.

I don't think Seph is playing anymore though.... :(
maybe he's trying too hard and friend with benefits (with nice knockers) knocked him out.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: DrewKaree on October 25, 2005, 10:06:36 pm
Worse yet, mebbe she told him she loves him and wants to get married.

Next weekend :o
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Harry Potter on October 25, 2005, 10:08:26 pm
i love them yankee weddins.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 26, 2005, 06:53:33 am
Maybe this is the real reason he is now known as Chad Plower.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: missioncontrol on October 26, 2005, 07:26:21 am
i'm still waiting for more pics as well to make my assesment
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 26, 2005, 08:50:13 am
the only other pics i have involve naked boobies and my wang, lol
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 26, 2005, 09:00:17 am
the only other pics i have involve naked boobies and my wang, lol
Arrggghh!! Lock the thread, lock the thread!
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 26, 2005, 09:05:20 am
wow i figured out of anyone here bones would be the one going "so what, post it"
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 26, 2005, 09:06:12 am
the only other pics i have involve naked boobies and my wang, lol

I almost had it out of my shorts in anticipation.

;D

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 26, 2005, 09:06:32 am

I'm sure someone with skills can fall on that grenade and photoshop his wang out of there.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 26, 2005, 09:07:30 am
It won't be me.

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 26, 2005, 09:07:56 am
I'm sure someone with skills can fall on that grenade and photoshop his wang out of there.
Yeah just select one of those very small diameter brush strokes.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 26, 2005, 09:08:50 am

Just use the pencil.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 26, 2005, 09:09:16 am
hey =p


well there is one that doesnt involve my wang, but the boobs have some icing on them
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: ChadTower on October 26, 2005, 09:10:08 am

I'm sure that could be dealt with.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Sephroth57 on October 26, 2005, 09:10:57 am
oh and theyre tattooed, and are pierced =)
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Bones on October 26, 2005, 09:13:42 am
I love chicks with tats.
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: Stingray on October 26, 2005, 09:15:00 am
hey =p


well there is one that doesnt involve my wang, but the boobs have some icing on them

POST! POST! POST! POST! POST!

-S
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: SirPeale on October 27, 2005, 08:13:16 pm
I don't care.  Post!
Title: Re: pwned
Post by: duffjr on October 27, 2005, 08:26:52 pm
i'm an advanced ms paint user...i'm sure i can do the job.  does anyone check out the boob rating sites,  flashyourrack, etc.?