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Title: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: USSEnterprise on August 26, 2005, 02:01:35 pm
http://www.drokk.com/familyindigestion/hicholesterol.html
Need I say more?
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Shape D. on August 26, 2005, 02:12:55 pm
Now why would you ruin perfectly good bacon by putting mustard on it?
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: M3talhead on August 26, 2005, 02:13:59 pm
Now why would you ruin perfectly good bacon by putting mustard on it?

Maybe its "bacon mustard".....
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 02:18:27 pm

Mustard is for warfare, not food.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Stingray on August 26, 2005, 02:20:16 pm
I'm torn on this. Bacon demands mayo, but hot dogs demand mustard. What to do?

-S
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 02:26:30 pm

Throw the mustard at someone you don't like and throw the mayo away.  Both taste like crap.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: M3talhead on August 26, 2005, 02:28:53 pm
(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/3938/mustard8ba.jpg)
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Stingray on August 26, 2005, 02:33:29 pm
Part of me wants to say that's so very wrong, but another part of me wants to spend the weekend working on the formula for the perfect jar of bacon mustard.

-S
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 02:55:16 pm

The only jar of mustard worth anything is the one the USMC is searching for, buried somewhere in the desert in Iraq.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 26, 2005, 03:06:20 pm
chad is obviously oblivious to the powers of spicy mustard, easily the best form of mustard and to be used willingly on pretzels and hotdogs alike
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 03:07:55 pm

Say obviously oblivious five times quickly.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: shmokes on August 26, 2005, 03:12:28 pm
Don't eat hotdogs.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 03:14:53 pm

Don't worry about him.  He eats his hot dogs whole without chewing.  He's a master.

What do you think he did with that heavy sausage his boss paid for?
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Stingray on August 26, 2005, 03:30:25 pm
I already admitted to being a pork whore. What else do you want from me?

-S
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 03:31:34 pm

You're not a pork whore.  Whores get paid.  You do it for the love of phallic shaped pork.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Stingray on August 26, 2005, 03:32:38 pm
Does that make me a porkslut or just easy?

-S
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 03:38:56 pm

Probably a porkslut.

Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: M3talhead on August 26, 2005, 03:39:14 pm
Does that make me a porkslut or just easy?

-S

heh-heh.........."porkslut"........
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Bacon on August 26, 2005, 04:05:32 pm
Someone call me? Glad to know everyone likes me around here.

Mmmmmmmmm. bacon!
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Stingray on August 26, 2005, 04:11:05 pm
...everyone likes me around here.


Especially the porksluts.

-S
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 26, 2005, 04:13:32 pm

Pork off.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: USSEnterprise on August 26, 2005, 04:16:11 pm
Everyone go pork themselves
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Bacon on August 26, 2005, 04:29:16 pm
Cmon guys, yer hurtin my feelings...  :'(
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: USSEnterprise on August 26, 2005, 09:28:46 pm
What the hell just happened?
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: GameOver on August 26, 2005, 10:11:27 pm
I couldn't resist.  Muscles from Brussels...
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on August 26, 2005, 10:19:00 pm

Finally that stupid b@con nightmare is over.

B@con is dead, long live bacon.   8)
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 12:18:39 am

Finally that stupid b@con nightmare is over.

B@con is dead, long live brussels sprouts.   8)

bac0n simply cannot die.

Bacon suck.  Wishing them a long and prosperous reign is the hallmark of the insane.
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: mr.Curmudgeon on August 27, 2005, 12:25:17 am
Wishing them a long and prosperous reign is the hallmark of the insane.

No. Me, sitting in front of the computer wearing clown make-up, surrounded by animals skeletons, rubbing brussel sprouts on my nipples whilst I type this, is the hallmark of the insane. Or so I've been told.

mrC
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 12:55:45 am
Wishing them a long and prosperous reign is the hallmark of the insane.

No. Me, sitting in front of the computer wearing clown make-up, surrounded by animals skeletons, rubbing brussel sprouts on my nipples whilst I type this, is the hallmark of the insane. Or so I've been told.

mrC

I just can't picture you wearing clown make-up  ;)
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 27, 2005, 01:50:17 am
ISO proper spelling of bac0n
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: DrewKaree on August 27, 2005, 01:52:52 am
ISO proper spelling of bac0n

I think it's gonna have to morph....like pr0n :P
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: Sephroth57 on August 27, 2005, 01:53:25 am
saint is a sick sick man...
Title: Re: brussels sprouts Big Boys
Post by: saint on August 27, 2005, 09:20:49 pm
*flex*

saint is a sick sick man...
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Zakk on August 27, 2005, 09:23:38 pm
Sephroth who?
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: missioncontrol on August 27, 2005, 09:43:31 pm
hehe someone's in trouble.............
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Bones on August 28, 2005, 04:48:46 am
 ;D
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: DrewKaree on August 28, 2005, 09:37:47 am
 :o
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 28, 2005, 10:31:55 am

You printed up an actual marquee for the photo?  You should have photoshopped it!   ;D
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: DrewKaree on August 28, 2005, 10:46:09 am

You printed up an actual marquee for the photo?  You should have photoshopped it!   ;D

I for one applaud Bones' dedication to bacon, and am glad he went the whole nine yards rather than "phone it in"

Kudos Bones, for not taking the easy way out!
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Bones on August 28, 2005, 05:11:07 pm
My wife is very confused and concerned as to why I have a "bacon is tasty" marquee. I tried explaining it her but she thinks I have lost the plot.

Edit-I think she is denying me of sex due to my mental instability.  :(
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: DrewKaree on August 28, 2005, 09:38:26 pm
My wife is very confused and concerned as to why I have a "bacon is tasty" marquee. I tried explaining it her but she thinks I have lost the plot.

Edit-I think she is denying me of sex due to my mental instability.  :(

She's not denying you, she's just going on strike until you send her over for something new ;)
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Bones on August 28, 2005, 10:17:01 pm
Ducati 999R delivered to my house, registered in my name, then we talk.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 28, 2005, 10:26:39 pm
My wife is very confused and concerned as to why I have a "bacon is tasty" marquee. I tried explaining it her but she thinks I have lost the plot.

Edit-I think she is denying me of sex due to my mental instability.  :(

My wife saw the bacon threads and came home from the store the other day with bacon.  Unfortunately it was ready to serve, microwave it, precooked bacon... but her thought was in the right place.

Dude... it's not your brain that is unstable and causing lack of sex.  It's your sausage.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Bones on August 28, 2005, 10:35:26 pm
Nothing wrong with my Aussie bratworst sausage.
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: ChadTower on August 28, 2005, 10:41:56 pm
Nothing wrong with my Aussie bratworst sausage.

You used the string worst in connection with your sausage. 
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Bones on August 28, 2005, 10:48:13 pm
I just knew I should have used my second choice of word which was kransky.....

Yep, before you get in first, I am gunna crank my kransky.  :P
Title: Re: Bacon Big Boys
Post by: Stingray on August 29, 2005, 09:10:41 am
Arcade Bones has become Arcade Bacon. All is right with the cosmos.

-S